The Scottish Lasses
🇪🇸🏴 STG. SALTY AND GOVNA The Scottish Lasses The South of Spain had already provided Stg. Salty and Govna with sunshine, cold drinks, questionable decisions and several stories that probably shouldn't be repeated at breakfast. But neither man expected their next adventure to involve two Scottish ladies from Edinburgh. It was late afternoon when Salty and Govna were wandering along the promenade, enjoying the sunshine and discussing the important matters of life. "Another drink?" asked Govna. "Obviously," said Salty. "We're conducting research." "Research into what?" "How many cold drinks a man can have before he starts speaking Spanish." Govna nodded seriously. "Important work." They had barely walked another fifty yards when they noticed two ladies sitting outside a bar. Both looked as though they were having a great time, laughing and chatting over their drinks. "Scottish," said Govna. Salty...