🎬 End Credits – Sgt. Salty & Gildig’s Car Hunt
🎬 End Credits – Sgt. Salty & Gildig’s Car Hunt 🎶 Cue jaunty Simpsons-style closing music with a cheeky sax riff from Lisa. Scene: Moe’s Tavern Sgt. Salty and Gildig are perched on their stools, clinking frosty Duff beers. Barney belches in the background while Moe wipes down the counter. Salty raises his glass: “Here’s to spongey brakes, soup-mobiles, and dodgy salesmen. Yummmiezzzz!” Gildig laughs, nearly spilling his pint. “And to never… EVER trusting an ‘employee of the month’ again.” Suddenly, the tavern TV flickers on — Kent Brockman announces: “Tonight’s top story: Two mysterious men terrorize Springfield dealerships, leaving behind confusion, laughter, and one salesman crying into a cracked bumper.” Salty and Gildig look at each other, shrug, and roar with laughter. “Wheyyyyyyyy!” Smash cut to: Homer bursting in, waving his hands. “Salty! You’re supposed to be at the Power Plant!” Salty: “Tell Burns my new car broke down… oh wait, I didn’t buy one!” Freeze frame mid-...