Chapter 1 A Salty crossover
🇺🇸 STG. SALTY AND THE MISFITS MEET AMERICAN DAD The Langley Falls Incident It was supposed to be a quiet Wednesday morning in Langley Falls. Stan Smith was standing in the kitchen, staring suspiciously at a bowl of cereal. “Francine,” he said slowly, “why does this cereal taste like disappointment?” Francine looked over. “Because you bought the cheap stuff.” Stan nodded. “I knew it. Communist cereal.” Roger wandered into the kitchen wearing a dressing gown, sunglasses and a large cowboy hat. “Stan, we need to talk.” Stan sighed. “Roger, whatever it is, no.” “You don't even know what I'm going to say.” “I know you.” Roger paused. “Fair.” Suddenly, the entire house shook. BOOOOOOOOM! Stan grabbed a frying pan. “Everyone down!” Steve screamed. Hayley looked out the window. “Dad… there's a tank in the garden.” Stan's eyes widened. “A tank?” Outside stood a Leopard 2 battle tank, covered in stickers, Irish flags, badly applied camouflage and one enormous sign reading: ST...