Salty Dream team
🍸 The Salty Dream Team One Very Salty Night Out FADE IN: EXT. DUBLIN CITY CENTRE – EARLY EVENING The streets are buzzing. People are heading out for dinner, drinks and a night of fun. Outside a stylish Dublin restaurant, MR. SALTY stands nervously checking his phone. He looks at his watch. MR. SALTY Right... calm down, Salty. It's only a night out. He pauses. MR. SALTY With three women you've had crushes on for years. He looks around. MR. SALTY Actually... maybe don't calm down. Suddenly, a car pulls up. Out steps SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, with the unmistakable confidence of her Buffy days. Mr. Salty's jaw drops. SARAH Hi! You must be Mr. Salty. MR. SALTY I... yes. Beat. MR. SALTY Sorry. My brain just stopped working. Sarah laughs. SARAH Don't worry. Buffy gets that reaction sometimes. MR. SALTY I'm sure she does. Before he can say anything else, another car arrives. LAUREN CONRAD steps out, looking effortlessly stylish. LAUREN Sorry I'm late! MR. SALTY Laur...