Clean-Up Required on Aisle 9
🍻 THE GOVNA STORY TIME 🛒 Clean-Up Required on Aisle 9 All credit goes to the Govna for this one There are certain places in life where you expect to meet interesting people. A pub. A concert. A wedding. Possibly a nightclub at two in the morning when everyone suddenly becomes convinced they're best friends. But the Govna? He had discovered another location. The local Tesco. And apparently, it wasn't just the reduced chicken, suspiciously cheap biscuits and meal deals that were attracting his attention. There were ladies. Nice ladies. Very nice ladies. And the Govna had started noticing them. Now, before anybody gets the wrong idea, the Govna wasn't the sort of man who went wandering around supermarkets causing trouble. At least, that's what he told himself. He was simply a man going about his business. A man with a shopping list. A man with purpose. A man who occasionally forgot what he was doing when a particularly attractive woman walked past. It had happened befo...