Sgt. Salty and the Misfits: The Battle for Wicklow
Sgt. Salty and the Misfits: The Battle for Wicklow Wicklow, Ireland. A land of rolling hills, deep forests, and coastlines that look like they were carved by gods who had too much Guinness the night before. It should have been a peaceful setting. But when Sgt. Salty and his ragtag team of misfits set foot on the Wicklow Mountains, peace was the last thing on the horizon. The misfits—Ye Olde Large Lad, WhizzAir Winky, Funji Squallshy, The Govna, Sarah, and Susan—had followed Salty into battles stranger than most priests’ confession boxes. They had sold absurd goods to impossible customers, scammed their way through timelines, and survived Ron Beefmaster’s oily grasp before. But now, Ron was back, and Wicklow was the stage for his grandest chaos yet. The Villains Assemble in Wicklow Ron Beefmaster stood at the cliff edge of Bray Head, staring out at the Irish Sea like a man who thought the waves owed him money. Behind him lingered his three loyal disasters: Whining Cole , m...