The Govna's Great Kitchen Disaster
The Govna's Great Kitchen Disaster There are some jobs in life that should always be left to professionals. Plumbing. Electrics. Roofing. Brain surgery. And decorating a kitchen when you have absolutely no idea what you're doing. Unfortunately, nobody had told the Govna. It was a beautiful Saturday morning when the Govna wandered into his kitchen, looked around for approximately seven seconds and made an announcement that would change the lives of everyone in the Salty Gang. “Right. I've had enough.” From the sitting room came a voice. “Had enough of what?” “The kitchen.” There was silence. Then Salty appeared. “What about it?” “It's boring.” Salty looked around. The kitchen looked perfectly normal. The cupboards were fine. The cooker worked. The fridge was working. The kettle was slightly ancient but still capable of producing boiling water. “What are you planning?” The Govna puffed out his chest. “I'm redecorating it.” Salty immediately knew this was g...