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✈️ STG. SALTY AND THE GREAT AER LINGUS REDUNDANCY INVESTIGATION

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✈️ STG. SALTY AND THE GREAT AER LINGUS REDUNDANCY INVESTIGATION BigSaltyDog Special Report. There are some news stories that you read once and carry on with your day. Then there are stories that make you put your coffee down, stare into the distance and question the entire future of international travel. For Stg. Salty, the latest Aer Lingus redundancy news somehow became the second type. He was sitting at the kitchen table, enjoying a quiet coffee, when he came across the reports about Aer Lingus and its proposed redundancy arrangements for head office staff. He read the article carefully. He read it again. He frowned. Then he slowly put down his coffee. “This could be a problem.” Nobody in the room reacted. Salty looked around. Whizzley was eating toast. Govna was scrolling through his phone. Ye Olde Large Lad was studying a clipboard as though he had just been appointed Chief of Military Administration. Sarah was sitting on the sofa. Susan was reading a magazine. Salty cleared his t...
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Surfs up

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🏄 SURF'S UP, MISFITS! Stg. Salty and the Great Bundoran Surfing Disaster A BigSaltyDog Original Comedy Adventure Location: Bundoran, County Donegal, Ireland. Featuring: Stg. Salty, McFinleyyy, Govna, Senior Miguel, Whizz, Quags, Ye Olde Large Lad, Winky, Sarah, Susan, Amy, Anne and Finholio. Special appearance: The legendary Leopard 2 tank! CHAPTER 1: OPERATION SURF'S UP! It was a glorious Friday morning when Stg. Salty burst into Misfits headquarters wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, flip-flops and a pair of shorts that looked as though they had been borrowed from a particularly small beach volleyball player. He slammed a map of Ireland onto the table. "RIGHT, YOU BUNCH OF LANDLUBBERS! OPERATION SURF'S UP IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!" McFinleyyy looked up from his breakfast sandwich. "What's going on, Salty?" "Bundoran, McFinleyyy! County Donegal! We're going surfing! We're going to conquer the Atlantic Ocean, become legends and possibl...
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I Went to Tesco for a Chicken and Came Home with a Second-Hand Toaster

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 BIGSALTYDOG EXCLUSIVE: STG. SALTY TAKES OVER THE LATE-NIGHT SHOW! “I Went to Tesco for a Chicken and Came Home with a Second-Hand Toaster!” 😂 A BigSaltyDog Comedy Special • Stg. Salty & the Misfits The studio lights dimmed, the audience fell silent, and the late-night television band struck up a tune. The presenter stepped onto the stage with a grin. “Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's special guest is a man who has survived military missions, driven a Leopard 2 tank through situations that would make an insurance company resign, and somehow managed to get himself into trouble in three different supermarket car parks!” The audience laughed. “He is the founder of the Misfits, a man who believes every problem can be solved with a tank, a cup of tea, and a strongly worded complaint. Please welcome… STG. SALTY!” The studio erupted. Out marched Salty in his military uniform, polished boots and a grin that could have powered the National Grid. He waved to the audience as though he had...
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The Misfits Get Ripped, Cut to Bits and SAVAGED! — The Salty Fitness Revolution

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The Misfits Get Ripped, Cut to Bits and SAVAGED! — The Salty Fitness Revolution There are certain moments in life when you suddenly realise something has to change. For some people, it is looking in the mirror. For others, it is stepping on the scales. For the Misfits, it was McFinleyyy trying to climb a flight of stairs and needing a three-minute recovery period at the top. That was the moment Stg. Salty decided enough was enough. The Misfits were getting fit. Not ordinary fit either. Salty wanted the sort of fitness associated with those glorious 1980s action films where the hero could run through a jungle carrying a machine gun, punch a concrete wall, lift a motorbike and then casually walk away while something exploded behind him. In other words, Salty wanted the Misfits to become absolutely SAVAGED!!! The idea arrived at approximately 8.17 on a Tuesday morning. Salty was standing in the kitchen wearing sunglasses. Indoors. Nobody knew why. He had also somehow managed to find a sle...
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BIGSALTYDOG BUDGET 2027 SPECIAL

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BIGSALTYDOG BUDGET 2027 SPECIAL Ireland Gets €8.5 Billion. Salty Wants to Know Where His Share Is. By BigSaltyDog. It is that wonderful time of year again. The nights are getting darker. The heating is being switched on. The price of absolutely everything appears to be going in one direction. And politicians are beginning to use words such as “fiscal space”, “cost of living”, “targeted measures” and “responsible spending”. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Budget Day is coming. On 6 October 2026, Ireland will once again gather around televisions, phones, radios and social media to discover what the Government has planned for our wallets. Budget 2027 is expected to involve a package worth around €8.5 billion, made up of approximately €7 billion in additional spending and €1.5 billion in tax measures. Eight point five billion euro. That is an absolutely enormous amount of money. So naturally, Stg. Salty has one very simple question. “Where's mine?” Nobody answered. So Salty decided to inves...
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