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The Salty Morning From Hell: Electric Cars, Toxic Toilets & The Search for the Perfect Diesel

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The Salty Morning From Hell: Electric Cars, Toxic Toilets & The Search for the Perfect Diesel There are mornings when you wake up thinking: “Today is going to be a nice, peaceful day.” And then there are Salty mornings. Today started innocently enough. I was heading out to meet a friend for a coffee. Nothing complicated. No drama. Just a quiet morning, a bit of conversation and the promise of caffeine. Then I encountered The Electric Car. Now, before the electric-car enthusiasts start chasing me down the road, I have absolutely nothing against electric vehicles. Electric cars are modern, increasingly popular and, for many drivers, a perfectly sensible choice. But the particular electric car I found myself behind appeared to have been powered by a sleepy hamster. It was going so slowly that I began wondering whether I was actually driving or participating in some sort of experimental traffic-calming exercise. The speed limit was there. The road was there. The accelerator was presuma...
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BIG SALTY DOG NEWS

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  📰 BIG SALTY DOG NEWS The Top 10 Funniest News Stories Today Thursday, 13 August 2026 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, dogs, cats and people who have somehow managed to lose their glasses while wearing them. Welcome to another edition of Big Salty Dog News , where we take a perfectly respectable look at the day's happenings and then immediately ask the question: “Can we make this considerably more ridiculous?” Our handsome Mr. Salty is behind the desk tonight, accompanied by his glamorous blonde co-host, who has apparently been hired because she understands international affairs, breaking news and, most importantly, how to stop Mr. Salty from laughing during serious reports. So, without further barking... 🐶 TOP 10 FUNNY NEWS STORIES TODAY 10. Scientists Discover That Even Worms Can Have Architectural Ambitions Scientists have been looking into the strange spiral towers created by lugworms on tidal flats. The tiny creatures produce remarkable structures that have puzzled scien...
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BigSaltyDog Top 10

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  📰🐶 The BigSaltyDog Top 10: News Stories That Are Making Us Wonder What The Hell Is Going On? Wednesday, 12 August 2026 Welcome to another edition of BigSaltyDog News , where we take a perfectly respectable look at the day's news and then completely ruin it with inappropriate commentary. Because frankly, the world is producing enough material without us having to make any of it up. 😂 🥇 1. CAPYBARAS CRASH THE BRAZILIAN LEGISLATURE Yes, you read that correctly. Capybaras have apparently been making themselves at home around Brazil's legislature. The world's most relaxed-looking rodent has now demonstrated something politicians have been trying to achieve for years: turning up somewhere important and looking completely unbothered. BigSaltyDog verdict: Forget coalition negotiations. Put the capybaras in charge. At least they'd probably remain calm during Question Time. 🐹🏛️ 🥈 2. THE LIZARD WHO WENT ON HOLIDAYS WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE An Asian water monitor lizard in T...
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BIGSALTYDOG NEWS

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  📰 THE BIGSALTYDOG NEWS — 11 AUGUST 2026 Ten Headlines That Were Begging to Be Parodied WARNING: The BigSaltyDog News Department has once again been allowed access to the internet. This is normally where sensible journalists tell you what happened in the world. Unfortunately, Salty has been appointed Editor-in-Chief. There will therefore be absolutely no further guarantees. Grab a cup of tea, hide the remote control and prepare yourself for today's Top 10 BigSaltyDog News Parodies . 1. 🚌 DUBLIN BUS CATCHES FIRE — PASSENGERS TOLD TO REMAIN CALM A Dublin bus caught fire today, with emergency services attending the scene. BIGSALTYDOG VERSION: Dublin Bus announces exciting new "hop-on, hop-off barbecue experience". Passengers were reportedly confused when smoke began pouring from the bus. One passenger allegedly asked: "Is this part of the Leap Card?" The driver, remaining remarkably calm, reportedly announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, we appear to have encoun...
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The Salty top ten news articles today

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 📰 THE BIGSALTYDOG NEWS — 11 AUGUST 2026 The Salty times, for the Salty Times we live in, come on, you know I'm right! Ten Headlines That Were Begging to Be Parodied WARNING: The BigSaltyDog News Department has once again been allowed access to the internet. This is normally where sensible journalists tell you what happened in the world. Unfortunately, Salty has been appointed Editor-in-Chief. There will therefore be absolutely no further guarantees. Grab a cup of tea, hide the remote control and prepare yourself for today's Top 10 BigSaltyDog News Parodies. --- 1. 🚌 Dublin BUS CATCHES FIRE — PASSENGERS TOLD TO REMAIN CALM A Dublin bus caught fire today, with emergency services attending the scene. BIGSALTYDOG VERSION: Dublin Bus announces exciting new "hop-on, hop-off barbecue experience". Passengers were reportedly confused when smoke began pouring from the bus. One passenger allegedly asked: "Is this part of the Leap Card?" The driver, remaining remarka...
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Buffy as Shera Concept

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🗡️ SHERA — SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR JOINS THE BIG SALTY DOG UNIVERSE There are some people who simply walk into a story… and then there are people who arrive and immediately take over the bloody place. Ladies and gentlemen, readers of the Big Salty Dog, prepare yourselves. Because this time, we have a very special guest entering our increasingly questionable fictional universe. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Or, as she shall henceforth be known around these parts… SHERA! ⚔️👑 Yes, our favourite . And before anyone gets confused, this is our completely fictional Big Salty Dog concept of “Shera” — a larger-than-life character inspired by the legendary screen presence of Sarah Michelle Gellar. And believe me, Shera is not here to stand around quietly drinking tea. She's got things to do. ⚔️ ENTER SHERA The story begins on an unusually peaceful afternoon. That should have been the first warning. Mr. Salty was sitting comfortably, enjoying himself and probably believing that, for once, absolutel...
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Sgt. Salty and the Misfits: The Legend of Buffyra

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  Sgt. Salty and the Misfits: The Legend of Buffyra Chapter 1: The Girl from the Golden Horizon The sky above Dublin burned gold and crimson. Sgt. Salty stood atop a small hill overlooking The Woods,  Something wasn't right. He could feel it. The birds were silent. The wind had stopped. Even Ye Olde Large Lad, who normally consumed six sausage rolls before breakfast, had paused halfway through number seven. "Anyone else feel that?" asked Salty. "I feel hungry," replied Ye Olde Large Lad. "That's because you're always hungry." The rest of the Misfits gathered nearby. WhizzAir Winky adjusted his battered sunglasses. Sarah scanned the woods nervously. Susan checked her phone. The Govna folded his arms. Funji Squallshy stared at a mushroom. Nobody trusted Funji around mushrooms anymore. Suddenly the ground shook. BOOM! A flash of blinding light erupted from the centre of the woods. Trees swayed. Leaves flew through the air. ...
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