BigSaltyDog

  1. The Blow-Up Doll One day, a man walked in, bright red in the face, holding a deflated blow-up doll stuffed into a black bin bag. He dropped it on the counter and said, “Didn’t realise it was used.” Hastings just blinked at him before calmly replying, “Sorry, we don’t do refunds on… adult inflatables.” The man left quickly, doll in tow, looking like he wanted the ground to swallow him. 2. Half-Burnt Candle Someone came back with a half-used candle, complaining, “It melted too fast.” Hastings stared for a moment, then said, “That’s what candles do,” before quietly putting it in the bin. 3. Used Underwear Yes, this really happened. A woman tried to return a bag of knickers she’d bought, saying, “They didn’t fit.” Hastings looked like he was about to faint. Needless to say, refund declined. 4. Broken Umbrella A man brought back an umbrella snapped completely in half, demanding his money back because “it didn’t stand up to the wind.” Hastings just raised an eyebrow and said...