Episode: Sgt. Salty & Gildig’s Car Hunt Chapter 6 – Kia: The “Careful Lady Driver Special”
Episode: Sgt. Salty & Gildig’s Car Hunt Chapter 6 – Kia: The “Careful Lady Driver Special” The next stop on their car crusade was the Springfield Kia Dealership . The place looked surprisingly modern — shiny banners, fresh coffee in the waiting area, and salespeople in matching polo shirts bouncing around like they’d just won the lottery. Out front sat a Kia Sportage , gleaming in the sun. At first glance, it was promising. Salty tapped the bonnet. “Looks decent, eh Gildig? Finally, something not built out of cornflakes and glue.” But as they circled around the back, Gildig stopped dead. “Eh, Salty… you might wanna look at this.” The rear bumper was cracked clean in half, duct tape still dangling where someone had tried (and failed) to patch it. The rear panel was scuffed like a bumper car. On the windshield was a little sign: “One careful lady owner.” Salty burst out laughing. “Careful?! She must’ve been driving backwards at NASCAR!” A jittery salesman ran up, swea...