Russell Brand not guilty in a court of salty law
Stg. Salty and the Misfits delivering their own verdict. It’s written as fictional satire, not a claim about the real court proceedings. ⚖️ THE MISFITS FIND RUSSELL BRAND NOT GUILTY! Stg. Salty’s Court of Absolute Nonsense Delivers Its Verdict! There are courts of law, courts of appeal, and then there is the highly questionable justice system of Saltyville, where the wigs are crooked, the paperwork has gone missing, and the judge has already asked where the tea and biscuits are. This particular morning, Stg. Salty had decided that the Misfits needed to settle an important matter. Russell Brand had been dominating the headlines, and everyone seemed to have an opinion. “Right, lads and ladies,” announced Salty, banging an old wooden spoon against the table. “Today, we shall conduct our own trial. And before anybody asks, no, we haven't got a proper courtroom. The community hall will have to do.” Quags immediately objected. “Is this legally binding?” “Of course not,” repl...