BigSaltyDog

  Episode: Sgt. Salty & Gildig’s Car Hunt Chapter 2 – The Volkswagen Woes Inside Springfield Volkswagen , Sgt. Salty and Gildig Maxwell sat on plastic chairs under a flickering fluorescent light. A dusty “Employee of the Month” plaque hung on the wall, featuring the same formless salesman every month since 1998. This very same salesman shuffled out, clutching a stack of papers. “Here’s the, uh… price list,” he wheezed, after keeping them waiting twenty whole minutes . “FFS…” Salty muttered under his breath. “Twenty minutes for a sheet of paper? My granny could have chiseled it into stone faster.” Gildig snorted. “Must’ve been printing it from the Stone Age.” Bored stiff, Salty wandered outside, where another eager salesman cornered him beside a shiny silver Golf. “This beauty,” the salesman boasted, “gets fantastic fuel economy — just 7 liters per 100km!” Salty stopped dead, stared at him, then let out a roaring laugh that turned heads in the showroom. “Seven liters?...