BigSaltyDog

  Episode: Sgt. Salty & Gildig’s Car Hunt Chapter 1 – The Great Dealership Dash It was a sunny Springfield morning when Sgt. Salty buttoned up his shirt, slapped on his shades, and met Gildig Maxwell outside Moe’s. “Today’s the day, lad,” Salty said with a grin. “We’re getting ourselves a motor that screams Yummmiezzzz .” Gildig puffed out his chest. “As long as it’s not one of those clown cars with no boot space. I need room for my kebabs.” First stop: Springfield Volkswagen . Inside, Hans Moleman was the salesman. “This here Golf has excellent mileage…” he mumbled. “Wheyyyyyy, do I look like I want excellent mileage? I want power, lad! Power enough to splattttttt and destroyizzz the motorway!” Salty barked. Hans blinked. “It also comes in beige.” “Beige?” Gildig scoffed. “I’d rather walk!” They left laughing, and headed to Opel Springfield , where Barney was the part-time dealer. “This one’s reliable,” Barney hiccuped, “just don’t spill beer on the seats.” Gildig ...