THE 2026 SALTIES
🧂🏆 THE 2026 SALTIES The world's most prestigious awards ceremony for people who really need to calm down. Hosted by the one and only Mr. Salty 🐶🎤 6 🏆 1. SALTINEST MALE OF THE YEAR Winner: Donald Trump For extraordinary achievements in complaining, arguing, insulting, announcing things dramatically and generally finding something to be annoyed about. Mr. Salty's verdict: "Frankly, nobody else was even close." 😂 🏆 2. SALTINEST FEMALE OF THE YEAR Winner: Piers Morgan's Twitter/X mentions Yes, we're cheating slightly. But the sheer volume of outrage, arguments and “YOU'RE WRONG!” deserves recognition. Acceptance speech: "We'd like to thank absolutely nobody." 🏆 3. SALTINEST FOOTBALLER Winner: José Mourinho Not technically a current player — but frankly, he belongs in the Salties Hall of Fame. Managers, referees, journalists, opposition players... Nobody escapes Mourinho's salt shaker. 🧂⚽ 🏆 4. SALTINEST POLITICIAN Winner: Boris J...