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  🇪🇸 The Salty Spain Special — Chapter 9 🚤 All Aboard for the Next Marina The following morning, the Salty Gang assembled at the marina. Everyone was excited. Everyone was prepared. Well… Almost everyone. Salty appeared wearing sunglasses, shorts and a look of somebody who had made one or two questionable decisions the previous evening. Vicky looked at him. “Are you alright?” Salty nodded. “Absolutely.” Sarah looked at him suspiciously. “You don't look absolutely.” Salty lowered his sunglasses. “I may have a tiny headache.” Susan smiled. “Tiny?” “Medium.” Dinkz laughed. “That's what happens when you spend the evening drinking mojitos and discussing treasure maps.” Salty shook his head. “I regret nothing.” 🚤 Eddie's Boat Eddie Irvine was waiting beside his boat. “Ready?” Captain Morgan nodded. “Ready.” Everyone climbed aboard. Large Lad took one look at the boat. “WHERE'S THE KITCHEN?” Eddie laughed. “You're going to have to survive without one.” Large Lad looked...

  The Salty Spain Special — Chapter 2 🧸 The Teddy Bear Treasure Map The Salty gang had arrived in Spain. And somehow, Salty had acquired a teddy bear from a complete stranger. Nobody knew why. Nobody knew where it came from. And nobody had forgotten that the passenger had handed it over immediately after Salty asked where they could find some decent food. Naturally, there was only one thing to do. Investigate the teddy bear. They were now sitting in their accommodation, gathered around a table like an international crime investigation team. Salty placed the teddy in the middle. “Right,” he announced. “Let's find out what's inside this thing.” Sarah raised an eyebrow. “Why?” “Because it's suspicious.” Susan nodded. “It is a little suspicious.” Dinkz leaned forward. “Could be anything.” McFinleyyy looked concerned. “Could be drugs.” Everyone went silent. Ye Olde Large Lad looked at the teddy. “DRUGS?” “Yes,” said McFinleyyy. Large Lad thought about it. “CAN YOU EAT THEM?” “N...