BigSaltyDog

Episode: Sgt. Salty & Gildig’s Car Hunt Chapter 7 – Skoda: The Snobby Southern Gentleman The last stop on their marathon of motoring mayhem was the Springfield Skoda showroom . Sleek glass walls, velvet ropes around the cars, and a faint smell of overpriced cologne in the air. Behind the polished reception desk stood a tall, smug-looking man in a cream suit and cowboy boots, twirling a golden pen like it was Excalibur. He tipped his hat as Salty and Gildig walked in. “Well, well, well… welcome, gentlemen. Name’s Chester Jebediah , cousin of that fine purveyor of collectibles — the Comic Book Guy. Unlike him , I deal in class. And Skoda.” Salty raised an eyebrow. “Class? Mate, this is a Skoda, not a Rolls-Royce.” Chester’s drawl was thicker than molasses. “Sir, I assure you — this here Skoda Octavia is the Bentley of sensible Europeans. Fuel economy, leather seats, boot big enough to hide a family reunion…” Gildig whispered, “Sounds more like a coffin salesman.” They were ushered in...