WHIZZLEY — THE RUNNING MAN
WHIZZLEY — THE RUNNING MAN Whizzley Says He'll Give The Flash a Run for His Money There are certain moments in life when a man should stop, think carefully, and ask himself: “Is this actually a good idea?” Whizzley had never experienced such a moment. He was standing in the middle of the BigSaltyDog headquarters wearing running shorts, a pair of battered trainers, a sweatband and sunglasses. Nobody knew why he was wearing sunglasses. It was raining. Sideways. Stg. Salty looked through the office window. “What's he doing?” Govna looked up from his coffee. “I believe he's training.” “For what?” Govna shrugged. “Apparently he's going to race The Flash.” There was a long silence. Salty slowly put his coffee down. “Whizzley?” “Yes.” “Against The Flash?” “Yes.” “DC Comics Flash?” “Yes.” “Barry Allen?” “That's the one.” Salty stared through the window. Whizzley was now stretching. He put one leg up on a park bench. Then the other. Then he attempted to touch his toes. He ...