Sarah and Susan Explain Why Your 'Quick Pint' in Temple Bar Was a Rookie Mistake
"Sarah and Susan Explain Why Your 'Quick Pint' in Temple Bar Was a Rookie Mistake": There are two kinds of people who walk into Temple Bar on a rainy Friday evening: tourists looking for authentic Irish charm, and fools who haven’t listened to Sarah and Susan. Sgt. Salty sat tucked into the back corner of a cozy, low-lit snug three miles west of the cobblestones, nursing a dark pint and watching the rain streak the leaded glass window. Beside him, Dannyboy was frantically wiping a fresh tear in his jacket sleeve—a souvenir from trying to navigate the crowded footpath outside Ha’penny Bridge ten minutes prior. "I only wanted to see what all the fuss was about," Dannyboy muttered, inspecting a receipt that looked long enough to be a mortgage agreement. "Ten euro for a pint of lager? And they didn't even drop it down with a saucer." Sarah didn't look up from her clipboard. "Dannyboy, if you wanted to spend ten quid on water, y...