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Another Walshyy birthday 2026

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  🎉 Another Walshyy Birthday — 2026 🎉 The Party That Probably Should Have Been Stopped at the Planning Stage Everyone was making their way to the Party. And, as was traditional for a Walshyy birthday, nobody was entirely sure who had organised it, where exactly it was being held, or why there appeared to be a military tank approaching from the direction of the motorway. But then again, this was 2026. Normality had officially left the building. Leading the procession was Salty, naturally. And Salty wasn't driving some boring family hatchback. Oh no. Salty was driving a Leopard 2. The enormous tank rumbled majestically down the road, Salty sitting behind the controls with the relaxed confidence of a man who had absolutely no business being in charge of several dozen tonnes of German engineering. He was dressed smartly, as usual, wearing sunglasses despite the distinctly Irish weather. "Salty," came a voice over the radio. It was Whizz. "What?" "Why are you ...
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Chapter 5 — Private Lucy Reports for Duty

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Gardaí and Army Bomb Disposal Called to Malahide Home

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