Misfit Chronicles Chapter 1 Sgt. Salty’s Tank Trouble
Sgt. Salty’s Tank Trouble – Chapter 1 of the Misfit Chronicles If you thought your weekend DIY project was tough, spare a thought for Sgt. Salty. While most of us wrestle with a wonky shelf or a flat-pack table from Sweden, Sgt. Salty spends his mornings trying to keep a fifty-ton tank in working order. And, as you’ll soon learn, when Sgt. Salty is involved, nothing ever goes according to plan. This is the beginning of a brand-new adventure with Sgt. Salty and his band of misfits—Ye Old Large Lad, WhizzAir, Windy, McFinleyyy, Sarah, Susan, and the mysterious newcomer, Yasmine. But before the crew is even assembled, our story starts in the scrapyard-turned-headquarters where Salty’s beloved tank, “The Rustbucket,” sits proudly like a war monument to questionable engineering. The Morning Ritual Every tank commander has a ritual. For some, it’s polishing the barrel. For others, it’s checking the treads. For Sgt. Salty, it’s cursing under his breath and muttering things like “Wh...