💄 Post 5: The Salty Dozen – Ladies Who Left a Mark (Or Lipstick on My Collar)
💄 Post 5: The Salty Dozen – Ladies Who Left a Mark (Or Lipstick on My Collar) They came from different cities, spoke different languages, wore different perfumes… but they all had one thing in common — they made Salty’s heart skip, hips sway, and shirts mysteriously disappear. This one’s for the twelve women who left a trail of chaos, kisses, and missed flights in their wake. I call them… The Salty Dozen . 1. Fiona – The Blonde Bombshell from Bray Met her on the DART. She dropped her phone, I picked it up, and she winked like we’d already dated. Fiona had legs for days, a laugh that echoed, and a dangerous obsession with tequila. We lost each other at sunrise, but I still have the taste of her cherry lip balm stored in my neurons. 2. Aoife – The Gym Goddess Personal trainer. Irish curves. Killer squats. She made me do burpees as foreplay. We never actually worked out… but I did need a recovery shake the next morning. 3. Isabella – The Brunette from Barcelona Met he...