Charity Shop Shenanigans – “The Mystery Donation”
Charity Shop Shenanigans – “The Mystery Donation” It was a quiet Tuesday in Sgt. Salty’s charity shop—or as quiet as it ever got. Ye Olde Large Lad was attempting to fold T-shirts with his bear-like hands (ending up with something closer to a rugby scrum than a square), while Winky had taken it upon himself to test every single clock radio in the shop, just to “make sure time was still working.” That’s when it arrived. A donation bag . Not just any bag. A suspiciously heavy, suspiciously clinking bag. Dropped off by a man in a trench coat and sunglasses, muttering only: “Don’t open till Thursday.” Then he disappeared faster than you could say “50c for a slightly cracked mug.” Naturally, Salty opened it immediately. Inside: A taxidermy squirrel dressed in a tuxedo. 47 VHS tapes all labelled “Sandra’s Aerobics – Do Not Copy.” A perfectly good frying pan… with a bite mark in it. And one small envelope marked: “To the Finder – your destiny awaits.” The Govna insiste...