“I Sold Sand to the Arabs and Ice to the Eskimos – The Shop Chronicles of Sgt. Salty.” This one’s all about charm, fashion… and a touch of gold.
“I Sold Sand to the Arabs and Ice to the Eskimos – The Shop Chronicles of Sgt. Salty.” This one’s all about charm, fashion… and a touch of gold. 💃 Chapter 5: Dresses, Diamonds & Dangerous Levels of Flattery #SgtSalty #GoldenSales #DressToImpress #CharmingRetailer #FunnyShopTales #NecklaceAndHeels #RetailRomance It was a rare quiet moment. A stray sunbeam danced through the dusty front window of Salty’s Super Store , glinting off a stack of disco balls and a shelf of unread cookbooks. Sgt. Salty was rearranging some inflatable unicorns when he heard the door creak open slowly. In she walked. A vision. Long brunette hair, sunglasses tucked into a silk scarf, and the kind of grace usually reserved for perfume adverts. She looked around hesitantly, like she’d wandered into the wrong store. “You looking for something specific ?” Salty asked, already straightening his shirt collar. She paused. “I don’t know. I’ve got a date tonight. My friend told me you sometimes get…...