Meet the Misfits

 Meet the Misfits 🧂🐕‍🦺


Welcome to the World of Stg. Salty


If you've ever wondered who exactly makes up the strange and wonderful world of BigSaltyDog, you've come to the right place.


At the centre of it all is Stg. Salty and his ever-growing collection of friends, colleagues, troublemakers and general Misfits.


Together they've travelled, partied, celebrated, competed, got themselves into trouble and occasionally — very occasionally — managed to come up with a sensible idea.


This is their world.


🧂 Stg. Salty


The man at the centre of the madness.


Stg. Salty is the driving force behind many of the Misfits' adventures. Wherever Salty goes, something usually happens.


He has a talent for turning an ordinary situation into something considerably more complicated.


Whether he's organising an adventure, heading abroad, attending a major event or simply trying to enjoy a night out, you can usually guarantee that the Misfits won't be far behind.


And when things go wrong?


Well...


That's usually when the fun starts.


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🍟 McFinleyyy


“Dins for McFin…”


And inevitably someone finishes the sentence:


“…hold the chips!”


McFinleyyy is one of the familiar faces in the Misfits' world and has found himself involved in more than his fair share of Salty's adventures.


Food, fun and complete chaos seem to follow him around.


If there's an adventure happening, there's a reasonable chance McFinleyyy will be there.


And if there are chips involved?


Even better.


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🌴 Ye Olde Large Lad


A Misfit with a larger-than-life presence.


Ye Olde Large Lad has travelled with the gang on some memorable adventures, including the infamous Spanish escapades.


Whether dressed for an important occasion or sporting a rather questionable Hawaiian shirt, he fits perfectly into the wonderfully chaotic world of BigSaltyDog.


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🕺 Dinkz


Dinkz is another familiar face in the Misfits' ever-growing circle.


Like many members of the gang, Dinkz has a habit of ending up wherever the action is taking place.


When Salty and the Misfits get together, you never quite know what is going to happen next — and Dinkz is often somewhere in the middle of it.


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🌊 Quags


Quags brings another dose of chaos to the Misfits.


Whether the gang is heading out for the night, travelling abroad or getting involved in another completely unnecessary adventure, Quags is never far away.


The Misfits wouldn't quite be the same without him.


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✈️ Whizzley


Fast-moving, unpredictable and always ready for another adventure.


Whizzley has become one of the recognisable characters in the BigSaltyDog universe.


When the Misfits are on the move, you can expect Whizzley to be somewhere nearby.


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👩 Sarah


Sarah is one of the familiar faces among the Misfits and has appeared in some of their biggest adventures.


From glamorous events to completely ridiculous situations, she's become an important part of the wider Salty universe.


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👩 Susan


Susan is another member of the Misfits' extended circle.


Like everyone else in the group, she's been pulled into Salty's increasingly unpredictable adventures.


And when the Misfits are involved, there's never any guarantee that the original plan will survive for very long.


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👩 Lucy


Lucy is part of the wider Misfits family and has joined the gang on some of their memorable adventures.


The world of BigSaltyDog continues to grow, and Lucy is one of the characters helping to make it what it is today.


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👩 Laura


Laura is another familiar member of the Misfits' ever-expanding world.


Whether travelling, partying or simply getting caught up in whatever Salty has organised this time, Laura is part of the gang.


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And Then There Are The Others...


The BigSaltyDog universe is continually growing.


New characters appear.


Old characters return.


Some disappear for a while and then suddenly turn up again.


And occasionally somebody arrives who makes you wonder:


“Who invited them?”


That's part of the fun.


The Misfits don't have to be perfect.


They don't always agree.


They don't always make sensible decisions.


But they do have one thing in common:


They know how to have an adventure.


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📖 Follow Their Adventures


The best way to get to know the Misfits is to read their stories.


From Irish adventures to trips abroad, nights out, celebrations, disasters and completely unexpected situations, there's plenty to discover.

Misfits

https://bigsaltydog.blogspot.com/2026/09/chapter-1-salty-crossover.html


Salty Spain Special

https://bigsaltydog.blogspot.com/2026/09/the-salty-spain-special-chapter-1.html


🧂 A Final Word From Salty


The Misfits are fictional characters created for the BigSaltyDog universe.


Their adventures are written for entertainment, humour and a bit of escapism.


So sit back, pick a story and join the gang.


Just don't blame us when things go completely off the rails.


Keep it salty! 🧂🐕‍🦺


BigSaltyDog


Independent humour, stories, adventures and observations from Ireland.

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