Stg. Salty's Misfits: Personnel Review
🫡 Stg. Salty's Misfits: Personnel Review Rank/Nickname Name Role/Specialty Key Attributes Notes Squad Leader Stg. Salty The Commander Cunning, tactical, deeply cynical, surprisingly effective under pressure. The grizzled veteran. He holds the team together, primarily through sheer force of will and endless complaining. Never seen without a mug of stale coffee. Designated Giant Ye olde Large Lad Heavy Weapons / Breacher Imposing size, immense strength, surprisingly gentle demeanor (until provoked), slow to anger. The squad's walking shield and demolition expert. His size makes him a primary target, but his resilience is legendary. Requires extra rations. Comms/Intel McFinleyyy The Connector / Linguist Smooth-talker, resourceful, excellent with radio and local dialects, prone to exaggeration. The essential information broker. Can talk his way into or out of most situations. His 'lucky' tartan scarf is mandatory gear. Air Support WhizzAir UAV/Drone Operator & Scout ...