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  📰 THE BIGSALTYDOG NEWS — 11 AUGUST 2026 Ten Headlines That Were Begging to Be Parodied WARNING: The BigSaltyDog News Department has once again been allowed access to the internet. This is normally where sensible journalists tell you what happened in the world. Unfortunately, Salty has been appointed Editor-in-Chief. There will therefore be absolutely no further guarantees. Grab a cup of tea, hide the remote control and prepare yourself for today's Top 10 BigSaltyDog News Parodies . 1. 🚌 DUBLIN BUS CATCHES FIRE — PASSENGERS TOLD TO REMAIN CALM A Dublin bus caught fire today, with emergency services attending the scene. BIGSALTYDOG VERSION: Dublin Bus announces exciting new "hop-on, hop-off barbecue experience". Passengers were reportedly confused when smoke began pouring from the bus. One passenger allegedly asked: "Is this part of the Leap Card?" The driver, remaining remarkably calm, reportedly announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, we appear to have encoun...