BigSaltyDog

  🎃 Sgt. Salty and the Haunted Hangar — Chapter 3: “The Leopard’s Grand Entrance” 🐆💥🕸️ 5 If there was one thing Sgt. Salty did not do… it was arrive quietly. Sure, some people take a taxi. Others might walk in wearing something subtle. But not Salty. Oh no — the Captain liked to make an entrance. And tonight, as the fog rolled across the darkened runway and the distant beat of bass echoed from the hangar, the misfits stood outside his place, waiting to board what could only be described as the most ridiculous party bus in history . A deep rumble cut through the night air. Winky turned to Large Lad. “Tell me that’s not what I think it is.” Large Lad grinned like a man who’d just won the snack lottery. “Oh, it is, mate.” Through the mist emerged the silhouette of pure, unapologetic Halloween chaos — Sgt. Salty perched proudly on top of a Leopard 2 , wearing his pilot uniform and aviator shades (at night, obviously), while the speakers mounted on the side blared a disc...