Sgt. Salty and the Misfits: Ring of Kerry Romance & Ruin (Chapter 3)
Sgt. Salty and the Misfits: Ring of Kerry Romance & Ruin (Chapter 3) The Ring of Kerry —a stretch of winding roads, breathtaking mountains, and Atlantic vistas so stunning they make poets weep and tourists crash rental cars. For most, it’s a place of beauty and peace. For Sgt. Salty and his misfit crew, it was the next battleground against Ron Beefmaster’s oily empire. But this time, things would get personal. Beefmaster’s Kerry Plan Beefmaster and his henchmen had pitched camp by the Lakes of Killarney. His goal was grand, grotesque, and typically stupid: dam the lakes and fill them with Beef Oil , turning them into a reservoir of sludge that could power his greasy factories forever. Whining Cole moaned about the midges, swatting at thin air. Woodie Wood carved “RON’S LAKE” into a tree, trying to make history one splinter at a time. Candle of Spices paced, sprinkling cinnamon on the water while whispering, “The lake must burn!” Beefmaster bellowed across ...