Salty and the Misfits – The Great Irish Immigration Debate
Salty and the Misfits The Great Irish Immigration Debate BREAKING NEWS: IRELAND'S POPULATION SURGES AND SALTY HAS HAD ENOUGH DUBLIN Ireland's population has surged past 5.5 million , with more than 110,000 people arriving in the country in the year to April 2026 , according to the latest official figures. The news landed at Misfit Headquarters at precisely 9:17 on Tuesday morning. And within thirty seconds, Stg. Salty had declared a national emergency. "RIGHT!" The entire building shook. A cup fell off a shelf. Whizzley ran out of the toilet. The Stig appeared from behind a curtain. Big Al woke up for the first time since Monday. Gov and Danny Boy came charging through the front door. "What happened?" shouted Gov. "Are we under attack?" shouted Danny Boy. "No," said Salty. "Then why are you shouting?" "Because I've seen the population figures!" Danny Boy looked confused. "Is that bad?" Sal...