🚜🏆 The 2026 National Ploughing Championship
🚜🏆 The 2026 National Ploughing Championship “Watch Me Plough This Field!” The morning of the 2026 National Ploughing Championship began like any other morning involving Stg. Salty: with absolutely nobody knowing what the hell he was planning. McFinleyyy was the first to receive the message. SALTY: Get yourself ready. McFINLEYYY: For what? There was a long pause. SALTY: Ploughing. McFinleyyy stared at the phone. McFINLEYYY: Do you even own a tractor? The reply came immediately. SALTY: No. Another pause. SALTY: I have a Leopard 2. McFinleyyy nearly dropped his coffee. By nine o'clock, the entire misfit crew had assembled. There was Winky, looking suspiciously innocent. Quags had arrived with a backpack containing enough sandwiches to feed a small army. Ye Olde Large Lad was already discussing agricultural machinery despite having apparently never driven anything larger than a shopping trolley. Whizzair turned up wearing sunglasses, claiming he'd "flown in." Nobody h...