Chapter 3: Croissant Calamity
Chapter 3: Croissant Calamity In a charming café, Salty orders in terrible French: “Un big croissant pour monsieur Salty!” The waitress smirks. Sarah hides behind her menu, snorting. Salty spills sugar everywhere and drops his pastry. The pigeons launch a chaotic attack. Salty flails, croissant in one hand, flapping pigeons all around. A little girl claps. Sarah records it all. “This is going viral,” she says, showing him the replay.