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Charity Shop Shenanigans – “Expanding the Boards”

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  Charity Shop Shenanigans – “Expanding the Boards” The Wall of Fame , Hall of Shame , and Walk of Shame grew fatter every week, like a gossip column nobody could resist. By now, there were more entries than actual stock on the shelves. New Inductees Included: 🏅 Wall of Fame The 50c Haggler – A man who tried to argue down the price of a paperback from €1 to 50c. His reasoning? “The last page looks suspiciously like it’s been read.” Award: Golden Cheapskate Badge. Foreign Coin Lady – Attempted to pay for a Teapot with three Turkish lira, a Canadian quarter, and a button. Winky taped the button to the board with the caption: “Worth more than the all the Tea in China.” Umbrella Warrior – Opened every umbrella in the shop “to test them” until the place looked like Mary Poppins had detonated a rainbow bomb. Large Lad nominated him for “Most Likely to Take Flight.” 😬 Hall of Shame Dirty Underwear Dropper – Still the reigning champion of disgust. The Soggy Shoe...