Ireland Vs Argentina in Rugby this evening

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🇮🇪 IRELAND VS ARGENTINA! THE MISFITS ARE READY FOR RUGBY WAR! 🏉

A BigSaltyDog Rugby Special – COME ON IRELAND!

Let's go!

Ireland take on Argentina in what promises to be a cracking rugby encounter. Two proud rugby nations, plenty of passion, a bit of muscle and absolutely no shortage of shouting from the sidelines.

And, of course, the Misfits are gathering to watch every minute.

Stg. Salty had organised the viewing arrangements, although describing the operation as organised would be stretching the truth somewhat.

Ye Olde Large Lad arrived first, carrying enough snacks to feed the entire Argentine rugby squad. He announced that he was confident Ireland would win, provided nobody touched his crisps.

McFinleyyy had already positioned himself directly in front of the television. Quags was beside him, armed with a notebook and claiming to understand every technical aspect of the game. Neither had actually agreed on what a scrum was.

Whizzley was checking the latest team news, although nobody was entirely convinced he wasn't checking flight prices for Buenos Aires.

Winkz had brought the drinks, Sarah and Susan had arrived in their green supporters' tops, and both were ready to cheer Ireland home.

Dannyboy was shouting at the television before the referee had even blown his whistle.

Meanwhile, Dinkz was offering tactical advice from the comfort of the sofa. His previous rugby experience apparently consisted of watching Ireland play and once accidentally tackling a garden chair.

Ramadan Patel was keeping everyone supplied with refreshments, while Govna had taken charge of security.

Nobody was getting past him without answering one important question:

WHO ARE YOU SUPPORTING?

"IRELAND!" came the response.

"GOOD ANSWER!" replied Govna.

Stg. Salty stood up, raised his glass and delivered the official BigSaltyDog prediction.

"Lads, Argentina are a serious side. They'll bring physicality, determination and plenty of fight. But this is Ireland. We've got the talent, the teamwork and the spirit to get the job done."

Sarah smiled. Susan nodded approvingly.

"What's your prediction, Salty?"

"IRELAND BY SEVEN!"

The room erupted.

McFinleyyy immediately predicted Ireland by twenty. Quags suggested thirty, while Ye Olde Large Lad simply said Ireland would win by whatever margin allowed him to finish the snacks.

As the national anthems approached, everyone settled down.

For once, the Misfits were united. No arguments, no distractions, no ridiculous missions and absolutely no discussion about celery.

Just rugby.

To the Irish team, wherever you're reading this, the BigSaltyDog crew wishes you the very best of luck. Give it everything, play with pride and show Argentina what Irish rugby is all about.

And remember, there's a whole nation behind you!

OUR OFFICIAL PREDICTION: IRELAND TO WIN! 🇮🇪

COME ON IRELAND!

From Stg. Salty, all the Misfits and everyone at BigSaltyDog.

May the tackles be strong, the passes be accurate and the pints remain upright! 🍻🏉

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