Govna visits Danny boy

BigSaltyDog Exclusive – Two Old Mates, Football, Women and a Whole Lot of Trouble!

Govna woke up on Saturday morning with one thing on his mind. He was heading to Manchester to visit his old mate Danny Boy.

After checking the train times, grabbing his jacket and making sure his phone was charged, Govna headed for the station.

"Manchester, here I come!" he announced, boarding the train with the confidence of a man who believed the world owed him a good weekend.

A couple of hours later, he arrived at Manchester Piccadilly, where Danny Boy was waiting.

"LOOK WHO IT IS!" shouted Danny Boy.

The two exchanged a massive handshake and a hug.

"How's things, you handsome devil?" asked Danny Boy.

"Never better. Still breaking hearts and causing trouble," replied Govna.

Danny Boy burst out laughing.

"Breaking hearts? You couldn't break a biscuit!"

## 🍻 The Great Debate

The lads headed straight into town and found themselves a comfortable pub.

Naturally, the first topic was women.

Danny Boy was telling Govna about a rather attractive lady he'd recently met.

"Lovely woman, Govna. Great personality, beautiful smile. Think I've got a chance?"

Govna took a thoughtful sip of his pint.

"Depends, Danny. Have you told her about your collection of football shirts?"

"What's wrong with my football shirts?"

"Nothing, if you're looking for a relationship with a wardrobe!"

The pair nearly fell off their chairs laughing.

Next came football.

Danny Boy was passionate about Manchester United, while Govna had his own strong opinions about the beautiful game.

They debated managers, transfers, refereeing decisions and why certain players earned more in a week than ordinary people earned in a year.

By now, the volume in the pub had increased considerably.

A nearby gentleman turned around and asked them to keep it down.

Govna politely nodded.

"Sorry, mate. We're discussing football. Very important national business."

## ⚽ A Manchester Adventure

Danny Boy suggested a trip towards Old Trafford.

Govna was delighted and insisted on taking several photographs.

Standing outside the stadium, he put his arm around Danny Boy.

"One day, Danny, we'll buy this club."

Danny Boy looked at him.

"With what money?"

Govna paused.

"Well, that's a minor detail."

They continued their afternoon exploring Manchester, chatting about old friends, embarrassing memories and the good old days.

## 🍺 The Final Round

As evening approached, the two returned to their favourite pub.

Danny Boy raised his glass.

"To old friendships, good women and football!"

Govna clinked his glass against it.

"And to never growing up!"

Meanwhile, back in Saltyville, Stg. Salty had heard about the trip.

He shook his head.

"Those two together are a public order incident waiting to happen."

Quags simply smiled.

"At least they're keeping each other occupied, Sergeant."

As Govna eventually boarded his train home, Danny Boy waved him off.

"Same time next month!"

"Absolutely!" shouted Govna. "And next time, we're bringing the Misfits!"

Danny Boy's smile disappeared.

"Perhaps we'll leave that for another occasion!"

THE END.

🍻 Govna and Danny Boy: Two mates, one friendship, countless stories. Some things never change!

Stg. Salty's closing report: "I don't care what they discuss, but somebody needs to confiscate their mobile phones before they start organising a football club or a dating agency!"