Chapter 4: Salty Does Salsa

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Chapter 4: Salty Does Salsa

They stumble into an outdoor salsa party near the marina. Sarah joins a local dancer while Salty tries to keep up, spinning, slipping, and—BOOM—landing in the fountain.


A cheer erupts. Undeterred, he climbs out, bows, and shouts, “Merci, mes amis!” The DJ gives him a thumbs-up. Sarah wipes tears of laughter.


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