Ramadan Patel prank

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“HEY, PATEL!” — McFinleyyy Gets Quags GOOD! 😂❤️

Stg. Salty and the Misfits were enjoying a peaceful afternoon when McFinleyyy arrived wearing a suspicious grin.

Sarah took one look at him and put down her coffee.

“Oh, no. What are you up to now?”

“Nothing!” McFinleyyy replied innocently.

Susan shook her head. “That's exactly what guilty people say.”

At that moment, Quags walked in.

McFinleyyy's eyes lit up.

The perfect victim had arrived.

Ramadan Patel was sitting at the table when Quags strolled over.

“HEY, RAMADAN! HOW'S IT GOING, MATE?”

“Grand, Quags,” Patel replied.

McFinleyyy suddenly looked horrified.

“Quags! What did you just call him?”

Quags frowned. “Ramadan?”

McFinleyyy leaned closer.

“His name is Patel!”

Quags stared at him.

“What?”

“His surname is Patel! You've been calling him Ramadan for months!”

“But his name IS Ramadan Patel!”

McFinleyyy shook his head sympathetically.

“Jesus, Quags. And nobody's told you?”

Quags looked around the room.

Sarah was biting her lip. Susan was staring into her coffee. Winkz had turned towards the wall, his shoulders shaking.

Quags began to panic.

“Hang on! Are you telling me I've been calling Ramadan Patel by the wrong name?”

McFinleyyy nodded solemnly.

“Afraid so, pal.”

“Oh, for God's sake!”

Ye Olde Large Lad nearly choked on his sandwich.

Whizzley whispered, “This is absolutely magnificent.”

Sarah finally stepped in.

“Don't worry, Quags. We're here for you.”

Susan nodded sympathetically.

“It's a difficult time.”

Quags looked devastated.

“I thought you were my friends!”

“We are,” Sarah said, squeezing his hand. “That's why we're not going to let you forget this.”

Susan burst out laughing.

“I'm sorry, Quags. I can't help it!”

Then Stg. Salty marched into the room.

“WHAT'S ALL THIS CARRY-ON?”

McFinleyyy immediately explained the situation.

Salty looked at Quags, then Patel, then McFinleyyy.

Suddenly, the penny dropped.

“Oh, you little beauty!”

He pointed at McFinleyyy.

“QUAGS, YOU ABSOLUTE GOBSHITE! HE'S WINDING YOU UP!”

Silence.

Then Quags slowly turned towards McFinleyyy.

“DARN YOU GOT ME GOOD, McFINLEYYY!”

The room exploded.

McFinleyyy was practically rolling on the floor.

“Mate, you should have seen your face!”

“You told me it was serious!”

“It WAS serious! Serious comedy!”

Even Patel was laughing.

“I was beginning to wonder whether I'd missed a meeting about changing my name!”

Sarah slipped her arm through Quags'.

“Cheer up. You're still our favourite Quags.”

Quags smiled at her.

“Really?”

“Of course,” she replied, kissing him on the cheek.

Quags immediately forgot about revenge, his dignity and probably his own postcode.

Susan grabbed McFinleyyy's arm.

“Look at him! You've broken him!”

McFinleyyy grinned.

“I'm basically a relationship counsellor.”

“You're basically an eejit,” Susan replied.

She then demanded that he buy her a coffee and cake as compensation for the afternoon's nonsense.

“Fine!” McFinleyyy groaned. “But this is the last prank!”

Everyone laughed.

Stg. Salty took a sip of his coffee.

“Lesson learned, lads. Never trust McFinleyyy when he's smiling, and never underestimate Sarah and Susan. Those two could organise a coup before breakfast.”

Quags pointed at McFinleyyy.

“Enjoy your victory, pal. Revenge is coming!”

McFinleyyy winked.

“I'll be ready!”

As everyone headed for the café, Quags suddenly shouted, “HEY, PATEL!”

McFinleyyy froze.

Quags burst out laughing.

“Only joking, mate!”

Salty groaned.

“Somebody lock the doors. I can't take another name-related incident!”

THE END… UNTIL McFINLEYYY GETS ANOTHER IDEA! 😂🧂🐕

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