Sunday, 4 May 2025

Episode 1 of Sgt. Salty & Sgt. Zinshed: Season 3 – Global Vice

 


Episode 1: Diamonds, Dice, and Deception

The moon shimmered over Monte Carlo, the harbor lined with superyachts and secrets. At the Casino Royale d’Or, the world’s most dangerous elites sipped vintage Champagne and wagered not just chips—but lives.

Enter Sgt. Salty.

Tailored black tuxedo. Rolex glinting. A smirk built to disarm and a pistol holstered behind Italian leather.

He handed over his fake diplomatic ID to the concierge, who blinked at the alias: Ambassador Steele, Caribbean Defense Council.

“Enjoy your evening, Ambassador,” she purred.

“Darling, I intend to.”

Inside, chandeliers sparkled. Baccarat tables buzzed. At the center sat Katarina Volkov, in crimson satin, guarded by brutes in silk suits. Her cartel had laundered billions through Monaco’s underbelly, disguising weapons trades as luxury auctions.

“Let the game begin,” Salty said, sliding into a high-stakes poker table. Katarina met his gaze—and raised him 100K in blood diamonds.

Meanwhile...

Zinshed, posing as a Sommelier, slipped a sonic micro-drill into a champagne bottle—masking the sound of him breaking open a floor hatch under the vault room. “I’m in,” he whispered.

Cherry, disguised as a French heiress, distracted the surveillance team by faking a panic attack and flashing her anti-cam jammer earrings.

Delphine? Dancing with a sheikh upstairs—planting a tracker in his Rolex while seducing his security keycard off his belt. “Monaco’s full of sweaty secrets,” she muttered.

Back at the poker table, Salty and Katarina’s flirtation was a fencing match in stilettos. She leaned in, slipping a tracker onto his cufflink. He caught her wrist mid-motion.

“Looking for something, Kat?”

“Only a partner,” she replied, lips inches from his. “You’re dangerous.”

“And you’re bored.”

Suddenly—alarms blared. Zinshed had tripped a biometric lock. Security scrambled. Katarina’s guards drew guns.

Salty stood, adjusting his cuffs. “Time to cash out.”

He pressed his watch—a concealed EMP pulse zapped every light. Chaos.

Gunfire. Screams. Flashbangs disguised as cigar boxes. Rico, in a gondola drone above the building, activated the “Venus Protocol”—a timed gas dispersion that left criminals unconscious and agents kissing their own reflections.

In the smoke, Salty grabbed Katarina.

“I know you’ve got the weapons manifest.”

She laughed, holding a dagger to his chest. “Come get it, soldier.”

They tumbled across a Baccarat table—wrestling, kissing, cuffing each other, until Cherry tasered Katarina with a diamond-studded heel.

“Boys always fall for the accent,” Cherry said.

Salty winked. “Guilty.”


Final scene: The team escaped aboard a speedboat under cover of fireworks. Katarina, cuffed and fuming, stared at Salty.

“You’ll regret this.”

“Probably,” Salty said, lighting a cigar with a laser-pen. “But tonight? I look amazing.”

Cut to black.


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