Chapter 5 – Krusty Burger After-Party Munchies

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Chapter 5 – Krusty Burger After-Party Munchies

The Rusty Anchor had nearly collapsed under the weight of its own riffs when the gents staggered back into the Springfield night. Their ears were ringing, their throats sore from screaming “Destroyizzzzz!”, and their bellies growling louder than Homer on an empty stomach.

“Food!” Danny Boy moaned, holding his stomach.
“Wheyyyyyy, only one place for it,” Salty declared, pointing to the glowing clown sign. Krusty Burger.

Inside, the place was chaos. A post-midnight crowd of Springfield’s strangest filled the booths — Comic Book Guy arguing about chili fries, Snake trying to steal ketchup packets, and Ralph Wiggum licking the napkin dispenser.

Behind the counter, Krusty the Clown was personally serving.
“Step right up, kids, get your Double Grease Monkey Special with extra sadness!” he cackled.

The Govna ordered four trays, sunglasses back on, despite the fact they were smeared with Squishee syrup.
Danny Boy piled into his burgers like he hadn’t eaten in weeks, sauce dripping down his chin. “Yummmiezzzz lads, best burgers in Springfield!”

Salty, leaning across the counter, winked at Krusty.
“Gimme the spiciest thing you’ve got. I wanna feel the burn like Mr. Burns in a tanning bed!”

Krusty laughed. “You asked for it!”
Moments later, Salty took a massive bite, his eyes bulged, steam practically shooting out his ears.
“Wheyyyyyy that’s hot! Splattttttt!” he yelled, spraying sauce across the booth.

The Govna sat calmly, dipping fries into three different sauces at once. “Balance, lads. Balance is the secret.” Then he burped the alphabet backwards, earning a standing ovation from Nelson and the bullies.

By the time they stumbled out, bellies bursting, Krusty yelled after them:
“Don’t come back unless you bring your stomach insurance!”

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