Salty Into The Future Part 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Salty Into The Future Part 1

By Salty

 

 

 

 

Backstory In the year 3025, Earth has become a launching pad for adventures across the galaxy. Salty, once a simple traveller of Ireland’s coasts, has now upgraded to the cosmos. With his trusty spaceship, The Crave Cruiser, and a wallet full of space credits (because, of course, he’s a secret millionaire), Salty is off to explore exotic planets, meet dazzling women, and fill bellies with cosmic feasts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 1: Blast Off to the Unknown

Salty always dreamed of space, ever since he was a little kid sitting on the roof of his house, staring at the stars with a telescope that barely worked. He wasn’t just an ordinary guy—he was a secret millionaire, inventor, and adventurer. His spaceship, The Cosmic Voyager, was finally ready, complete with AI assistance named Glim, who had a sassy attitude and loved making jokes.

Before lift-off, Salty’s best friend, Charlie the robot chef, prepared a giant meal. Salty believed every adventure should begin with a feast! Stacks of pancakes, barrels of syrup, and space sausages were devoured. "Fuel for the mind and body!" he said with a wink.

With the push of a big shiny button, the spaceship roared to life, and soon Earth was just a beautiful marble in the distance. Glim’s voice echoed through the ship, "Destination set: Planet Venera—a paradise of beauty and mystery. Buckle up, Captain Salty!" As Salty looked out the window at the swirling galaxies, he didn’t know he was about to meet some of the most dazzling women across the stars, each one with a surprising appetite and secrets of their own.

The adventure had truly begun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 2: The Enchantress of Funactuna

Salty's next stop was the glowing, vibrant planet of Funactuna, famous for its delicious foods and royal feasts. But even the best holograms couldn’t prepare him for Princess Lillangelo — a stunning vision with sparkling emerald eyes, flowing golden hair, and curves that could make the stars blush.

She greeted Salty with a sly smile and a seductive voice that made his heart race. As tradition demanded, Salty brought gifts of food from across the galaxy. Lillangelo devoured every bite with enthusiasm, her belly swelling into soft, magnificent fullness. The princess only laughed joyfully, placing his hand on her growing belly. "More, Salty!" she whispered.

That night, they dined, laughed, and shared stories under the twin moons — and when the feasting ended, their passion ignited. Their night together was filled with raw desire, fiery kisses, and tender moments. Lillangelo screamed for more, her voice echoing through the palace chambers, as they made love over and over again.

By morning, she lay beside him, breathless and glowing. "You’ll return to me, won’t you, my daring captain?" she asked softly. Salty only grinned, already knowing he couldn’t resist another visit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 3: Trouble in the Stars

Salty’s adventure took an unexpected turn. While saying his goodbyes to Lillangelo, alarms echoed across Funactuna. The planet was under attack! Waves of rogue AI drones darkened the skies, firing plasma bolts and causing chaos in the city streets.

Glim’s voice came through Salty’s communicator, laced with excitement and worry. "Captain! We’ve got incoming bogeys! Time to show them who’s boss!" Salty dashed to his ship’s weapon bay, grabbing his custom-built Railgun, affectionately named Big Zapper.

In the streets, the princess’s courtiers — all voluptuous, well-fed beauties from across the galaxy — gathered in their shimmering dresses, giggling nervously yet entranced by Salty’s bravery. He winked. "Ladies, stay fabulous. I’ll handle this!"

He launched into the air, blasting drone after drone with precision shots. Each explosion came with Glim’s snarky commentary: "Boom! Headshot! Nice one, Captain!" The townspeople cheered as Salty somersaulted through the sky, taking down squadrons of AI invaders.

Just when it seemed the battle was won, the biggest plot twist arrived: the queen herself, Lillangelo’s mother, revealed she was behind the AI attack! "I needed to test you, Salty," she confessed with a smirk. "Only a true hero deserves my daughter — and you’ve proven yourself worthy. Also… come inside for dessert. We’ve got triple-chocolate asteroid cake!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 4: The Queen’s Test and the Ultimate Feast

Salty had faced many challenges in his life—business rivals, wild adventures, and the occasional malfunctioning toaster—but nothing could have prepared him for Queen Magnifira. She was both intimidating and mesmerizing, her regal presence making even the twin moons of Funactuna seem dim in comparison.

The Queen sat upon a grand crystalline throne, draped in a gown that shimmered like liquid silver. Her sheer size was a testament to her love of feasts, and her appetite was legendary. Lillangelo, still flushed from their night together, stood by her mother’s side, her belly resting softly against her gown, giving Salty a knowing smile.

"Salty, you have impressed me with your bravery and your… generosity," the Queen purred, eyeing her daughter’s content expression. "But there is one final test before you can truly be considered part of our world."

Salty raised an eyebrow. "A battle? A race through the asteroid belt? A duel with a plasma sword?"

The Queen laughed—a deep, hearty laugh that shook the palace walls. "No, my dear captain. A feast."

Salty grinned. "Now you’re speaking my language."

A grand dining hall was prepared, lined with tables of delicacies from every corner of the galaxy. Towers of caramelized moon fruit, glowing nebula oysters, and platters of roasted comet-beast filled the room. Lillangelo sat beside him, leaning against his shoulder, her belly already soft from earlier indulgences but eager for more.

"Eat with us, Salty," the Queen commanded. "And prove you are truly one of us."

He didn’t need to be asked twice. With gusto, he dove in, matching bite for bite with the Queen and her daughter. As the courses piled on, the laughter grew louder, and the dresses of the royal women stretched tighter. Lillangelo, eyes half-lidded with pleasure, ran her fingers along Salty’s biceps. "You’re amazing," she murmured between bites.

Hours passed. The Queen, clearly delighted, leaned back in her seat, patting her now-massive belly. "Salty, I underestimated you. You have the heart of a king, the stomach of a champion, and the passion of a true adventurer. You have my blessing."

Lillangelo gasped, throwing her arms around Salty. "That means you can stay!"

Salty chuckled, kissing her forehead. "As tempting as that is, my adventure isn’t over yet. There are more stars to explore, more wonders to see… and more lovely ladies to meet."

The Queen smirked. "Then take my daughter with you. Let her see the universe at your side."

Salty glanced at Lillangelo, who was already packing a satchel of space-pastries. "I was hoping you’d say that."

And with that, their journey together truly began.