BigSaltyDog: May 2025

Sunday, 4 May 2025

Episodes 7–10: The Ibiza Conspiracy

Recap (Episodes 1–6):

Sgts. Salty and Zinshed joined Global Vice, chasing a powerful criminal duo—El Diablo Blanco and La Viuda Roja—through Europe. From the neon-lit streets of Zurich, to the lavish corruption of Malaga, and finally the deadly shootouts in Cadiz, they’ve uncovered a massive operation: trafficking humans, smuggling NATO weapons, and laundering billions through luxury yachts and shell companies.

Salty's had romantic run-ins with stunning informant Lucía, whip-smart agent Cherry, and mysterious assassin Delphine. Along the way, they’ve gained intel on Project Nemesis—a plot to infiltrate a major summit in Geneva and plunge Europe into chaos.

Episode 7: Ibiza Nights

The Global Vice team landed in Ibiza under cover—posing as influencers and DJs. The island's beaches hid a sinister underworld: an underground human trafficking ring using exclusive clubs as fronts. At Club Sin, Salty sipped mojitos while seducing a club hostess named Esmeralda, hoping to get a name from her lips before anything else.

Zinshed, disguised as a moody Belgian techno DJ, scoped the VIP section.

Cherry whispered into her mic: “Why does he get all the bikinis and I get the body cams?”

Delphine replied, “Because he uses body oil, not armor.”

Suddenly, alarms. A hidden auction in the basement had gone live. The team charged in—guns blazing, neon lights flickering, dubstep pounding. Salty dove off a bar into a gunman. Zinshed slid across a dancefloor, taking out two traffickers with silenced headshots.

The team freed over two dozen captives. But La Viuda Roja escaped again, leaving behind a briefcase marked “Geneva Protocol.”

Episode 8: Swiss Storm

In Geneva, Salty and team discovered Project Nemesis was a plan to kidnap global leaders and replace them with doubles at the UN Security Summit. They went undercover as summit security.

Salty—now clean-shaven and suited—flirted with a stunning translator named Anastasia, who turned out to be an MI6 double agent.

“You kiss like you’re lying,” Salty murmured.

“That’s because I am,” she smirked.

A gunfight broke out inside the summit chamber. Rico disabled a remote-controlled drone packed with explosives. Cherry shot an assassin mid-leap. Zinshed handcuffed the Italian ambassador—who was actually an imposter named Enzo, with a wig and cyanide tooth.

Episode 9: The Final Chase

Intel revealed that El Diablo Blanco was fleeing to the Alps with a tactical nuke and La Viuda Roja. Salty commandeered a snowmobile, Anastasia riding pillion, as Zinshed chased in a stolen military jeep.

Cue: mountain chases, avalanche dodging, helicopters firing at ski lifts.

In a mountaintop fortress, the final showdown began. Delphine fought La Viuda in a blade duel that ended with La Viuda slipping into an icy crevasse.

Salty disarmed the nuke while bleeding from a shoulder wound.

“You sure you got it?” Cherry asked.

He winced. “Baby, I’m always hot under pressure.”

Zinshed punched El Diablo straight through a glass wall and growled: “Operation over.”

Episode 10: Salty's Sunrise

Back at the Global Vice villa in Nice, Salty awoke in bed—with four beautiful women: Lucía, Cherry, Delphine, and a surprise guest—Esmeralda.

Zinshed walked in holding a croissant.

“Seriously?”

Salty smirked. “I believe in teamwork.”

They toasted champagne by the infinity pool. Geneva was safe. The cartel was dismantled. But a final message arrived:

“You’ve only seen the beginning. – The Black Syndicate.”

Cherry raised her glass. “Looks like Season 4 will be hell.”

Salty leaned back, shades on, women wrapped around him. “Bring it on.”

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Episode 6: Firearms & Flamenco

Episode 6: Firearms & Flamenco

Cadiz simmered under the Andalusian sun like a paella pan left unattended. Whitewashed buildings sparkled along the shore. Waves crashed. And Sgt. Salty stepped into La Sombra Roja, a back-alley tapas bar known for its jamón, shady patrons, and bullets occasionally lodged in the wall.

“Nice place,” Zinshed muttered, scanning the room. “Smells like gunpowder and paprika.”

Salty winked. “That’s how I like my women.”

Inside, a flamenco dancer twirled on a wine barrel, red dress flaring, castanets clicking like the sound of an approaching pistol hammer. In the corner, their contact sat: Lucía—a smuggler’s daughter with more curves than the Sierra Nevada and lips like sangria.

Salty adjusted his shirt buttons and approached, all heat and swagger.

“¿Puedo invitarte a unas tapas… o prefieres saltarte la cena?”
(Can I treat you to some tapas… or would you rather skip dinner?)

Lucía smirked. “Solo si tú eres el postre.”
(Only if you’re the dessert.)

Cherry, watching from afar, groaned. “He’s flirting in Spanish again. It’s like watching telenovela porn.”

As they shared garlic prawns and patatas bravas, Lucía leaned in.

“El Diablo Blanco is planning something big,” she whispered. “The warehouse by the docks. Tonight. Weapons. Enough to arm a small war.”

Salty traced her hand. “Gracias, Lucía. You just saved lives.”

She smirked. “Then repay me with yours.”

They kissed—brief but sizzling.

From across the room, Cherry muttered into her comms, “If he gets one more informant pregnant, I swear…”

That night, the team approached the warehouse.

Rico checked his drone footage. “Three trucks, two dozen guards, and a flamenco band?”

Delphine cocked an eyebrow. “Decoy. Or distraction.”

Zinshed loaded his rifle. “Either way, I hate rhythm.”

They moved fast. Cherry and Rico flanked left. Delphine and Zinshed went in high. Salty slipped through shadows like a sexy ghost.

Inside, crates full of stolen NATO weapons were being loaded. El Diablo Blanco stood with a cigar and a smug face.

“¡Sorpresa!” Salty shouted, kicking a barrel into the group like an action movie.

Gunfire erupted.

Zinshed picked off snipers with cold precision. Rico hacked the security feed. Cherry slid across the floor, twin pistols blazing.

Salty tackled El Diablo into a stack of grenades.

“Hola, Diablo. Remember me?”

El Diablo threw a punch. Salty caught it.

“I’ve danced with devils, amigo. You’re just clumsy.”

La Viuda Roja arrived, whip in hand, striking at Delphine like a bullfighter from hell. Their fight was brutal and elegant—fists, heels, headbutts, and hair.

Delphine finally disarmed her with a swift kick and chained her to a forklift.

“Now who’s the widow, bitch?”

The aftermath was chaos.

Weapons confiscated. Enemies cuffed. Fire licking at the edges of the docks. Salty stood on the warehouse roof, watching the sunrise with Lucía.

She clung to his shirt. “You saved me.”

“I had help,” he said, nodding toward his team below.

“But who saves you?” she asked, eyes soft.

Salty grinned. “No one. I’m beyond saving.”

She kissed him, and for a moment, the world paused.

Then Zinshed yelled from below, “Let’s go, Casanova! We’ve got another lead. Ibiza. Human trafficking.”

Salty sighed. “Duty calls. Again.”

Final shot: A flash drive in Salty’s hand. On it—blueprints, names, and a new threat…

“Project Nemesis: Geneva Summit Infiltration.”

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Episode 5: Marbella Mirage

Episode 5: Marbella Mirage

The Costa del Sol shimmered under a golden sun. Waves lapped gently against the marina. Seagulls called. Champagne popped. And Sgt. Salty stepped onto the deck of the "Velvet Widow," a $30 million superyacht dressed like Bond, with a smirk that could melt granite.

“Remind me why we’re here again?” Zinshed grunted, adjusting his white tux and holstering a mini-pistol inside his blazer.

“Because the Spanish Minister of Finance is throwing a party for his not-so-legal friends,” Salty said. “And one of them is Katarina’s new supplier—goes by the name El Diablo Blanco.”

“Let me guess,” Zinshed rolled his eyes, “he’s not a mariachi guitarist.”

Delphine and Cherry were already mingling with the glitterati. Cherry rocked a red satin dress with a side slit that could cause traffic accidents. Delphine wore black, dangerous and elegant. They had eyes on the guest list.

“You won’t believe this,” Cherry whispered into her mic. “The new villain’s not a man. It’s a couple.”

“El Diablo Blanco and La Viuda Roja,” Delphine added. “Husband and wife. Narcotic royalty. Smuggling humans, drugs, even relics.”

“Married crime,” Salty muttered. “So hot.”

The party was slick. Waiters served oysters and gin cocktails. A string quartet played Spanish jazz. El Diablo Blanco, tall and slick with white hair and mirrored glasses, kissed hands like a mafia king. La Viuda Roja—blood-red lips, glittering eyes, voice like velvet—wore a crimson gown and carried a snake as a pet.

“She named it ‘Bailando’,” Cherry said. “It’s a venomous coral snake. She feeds it champagne.”

Rico, stationed in the engine room, was planting listening devices.

“Dios mío, this thing has a wine cellar bigger than my flat.”

Suddenly—he stopped. Two armed guards. No talking. Just a cold stare.

He bluffed. “Sorry, wrong floor. I was looking for the toilet. Damn Spanish gin…”

And just like that, he backflipped over the rail, splashing into the ocean like a dolphin in a tuxedo.

Meanwhile, upstairs, Salty danced with La Viuda Roja—close, hot, slow.

“So, you’re the one sniffing around my cartel,” she whispered into his ear.

He smiled. “I prefer to think of it as foreplay.”

She laughed, then dipped him. “Pity. I like men who know when they’re in danger.”

“That’s my kink.”

Suddenly—gunfire below deck.

Zinshed barked into his mic. “Delphine! Cherry! MOVE!”

Salty spun, kicked a waiter carrying a gun. Cherry somersaulted off the stairs and landed heels-first on a guard’s neck. Zinshed pulled out his two-tone pistol and fired a shot into the yacht’s engine controls.

Boom.

The yacht tilted. Guests screamed. Fire alarms blared.

La Viuda Roja grabbed Bailando and leapt onto a speedboat. El Diablo fired blindly, then jumped after her.

Salty ran to the edge and yelled, “This ain’t over, Diablo! I still want my dance!”

Zinshed tackled Salty before he could jump. “We’ll get them. But not on a sinking boat!”

Later, in a beachside safehouse in Malaga, the crew regrouped. Cherry poured wine. Delphine checked her bruised arm. Rico emerged from a towel, hair still wet.

Salty stood on the balcony, watching the moonlit ocean.

“They’re bold. Sexy. Dangerous,” he said. “My kind of enemies.”

Cherry rolled her eyes. “So basically your Tinder matches.”

Zinshed sipped beer. “They got away this time. But they left behind intel. Coordinates. Warehouse in Cadiz. Weapons drop. Could be the motherload.”

Salty raised his glass. “Then we head west. But first…”

He looked at the bedroom. Sofia leaned in the doorway, in one of his shirts.

“…I’ve got a late check-in.”

Final shot: A secret camera feed shows La Viuda Roja and El Diablo Blanco boarding a private jet.

She hisses: “Bring me Salty’s head. And his heart.”

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Episode 4: Tangier Tango

Tangier by day was a sun-drenched maze of white rooftops, narrow alleys, and crooked smiles. By night, it was shadows, whispers, and trouble.

Salty and Zinshed arrived on a high-speed train from Marrakesh, rolling in like sexy thunder.

“Alright,” Zinshed said, checking his sidearm. “We’ve got word Sofia’s working with a fixer called Ghost Cat—smuggles anything from diamonds to diplomats.”

“Ghost Cat?” Salty raised an eyebrow. “What’s next? Flamingo Falcon?”

“I don’t name these psychos,” Zinshed grunted. “I just shoot them.”

At the train station, Delphine and Rico were waiting, sipping mint lemonade like it was a spy convention.

“She’s in the medina,” Delphine whispered. “Inside an old hammam. But there’s something off.”

“What, no hot towels?” Salty asked.

“No. Her comms went dark five hours ago. And Ghost Cat’s last known location? Same hammam.”

Salty looked around. “So it’s either a reunion… or a trap.”

Rico grinned. “Either way, I brought grenades.”

The medina at dusk was chaos. Donkeys, mopeds, tourists, and the smell of roasted lamb filled the air. Salty led the way in a linen shirt that hugged all the right places. Cherry joined him, undercover in a slinky kaftan that turned heads—and one scooter into a wall.

“Oops,” she said, smug.

Inside the abandoned hammam, the air was cool and eerie. Candles flickered. A pool of water shimmered in the centre.

Sofia stood on the far side, hands up. “No weapons. I swear.”

Salty stepped forward. “Give me one reason not to throw you in that pool and make it a Turkish bath fight.”

She smirked. “Because I brought company.”

From the shadows: Ghost Cat appeared.

Tight black bodysuit. Platinum hair. Eyes like a feral goddess. She had a gun in one hand—and a rose in the other.

“Charmed, I’m sure,” she purred. “I’ve heard about you, Salty.”

He smiled. “I get that a lot. Usually right before someone tries to shoot me or seduce me. Sometimes both.”

She laughed. “Why not both?”

Just then—BOOM! Flashbang!

Delphine stormed in. Zinshed kicked down the side door. Rico rolled in with a drone.

But it was too late.

Sofia had slipped behind Ghost Cat and whispered something. Suddenly—Ghost Cat spun and SHOT Sofia in the shoulder.

“Double-crossing b****,” Ghost Cat growled.

Sofia fell, bleeding.

Salty dove, tackled Ghost Cat into the pool. Guns flew. Cherry grabbed Sofia, applying pressure.

“Why do your exes keep bleeding on me?” she muttered.

In the water, Salty and Ghost Cat fought dirty. Slippery kicks, underwater punches, one intense moment of eye contact.

“You like it rough,” she hissed, grabbing his belt.

“I like it over,” he said, flipping her out of the pool.

Zinshed cuffed her with a grin. “Nice swim, kitty.”

Later, back at their Tangier safehouse, Sofia was patched up on the couch, wrapped in gauze and guilt.

“I knew she’d betray me,” she sighed. “I just didn’t think it’d hurt this much.”

Salty handed her a glass of wine. “The bullet or the betrayal?”

“Both.”

He sat beside her. “Next time, trust us.”

She looked at him, touched his hand. “You still believe in next times?”

Salty leaned in. “I believe in tequila. And second chances.”

They kissed—soft at first. Then not.

From across the room, Cherry tossed a pillow. “Ugh! Get a room.”

Salty grinned. “Already did.”

Final scene: Zinshed looking out over the Strait of Gibraltar with Delphine.

“This smuggling ring’s bigger than we thought. Ghost Cat was just the tail. Someone nastier’s pulling the strings.”

Delphine lit a cigarette. “And we just got invited to the main event.”

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Episode 3: The Sands of Deception

Marrakesh, Morocco. The air was thick with spice, sweat, and secrets. The Jemaa el-Fnaa marketplace pulsed with life—snake charmers, drumming Berbers, whispers of weapons smuggled in beneath crates of saffron and dates.

Salty stepped off a camel, heat shimmering around his designer shades. He wasn’t built for desert ops—but damn, he looked good.

Zinshed met him by a tea stall, dressed in desert camo and sipping mint tea like a Moroccan prince.

“The cartel’s using a spice merchant as a front,” he said. “And someone on our team tipped them off.”

Salty raised an eyebrow. “A mole?”

Zinshed nodded. “And I think it’s someone close.”

Cherry arrived in a flowing white robe, eyes scanning the souk. “I just heard chatter,” she said. “They’re moving girls through an abandoned casbah at sundown. Weapon crates too. We need to hit it fast.”

“Where’s Sofia?” Salty asked.

Cherry’s lips tightened. “She bailed on recon this morning. Claimed food poisoning. But she looked fine to me.”

Salty frowned. He and Sofia had shared a bottle of wine—and a bed—just last night.

Delphine and Rico were already inside the casbah, planting motion sensors and prepping drone coverage. Rico had a new toy: a solar-powered surveillance beetle.

“This little guy records 4K and bites. Just like me,” he grinned.

Inside the spice shop, Salty and Zinshed met the so-called merchant—Yousef, a fast-talking fixer with a golden tooth and a thing for drama.

“Everything’s for sale in Marrakesh,” he winked. “Even truths you don’t want to hear.”

He slid a dossier across the table.

Sofia’s face. Logged phone calls to Katarina’s lieutenant. Surveillance of her passing intel. A payment trail—BitCoin through Moroccan shell corps.

Salty’s blood ran hot. “She played me?”

Yousef shrugged. “Or she’s playing them. In this city, trust is the most expensive thing.”

Sundown.

The team assembled behind the casbah walls. Sand whirled in the wind. Goats bleated. Guns cocked.

“Cherry, flank left. Rico, launch the bug. Delphine, on rooftop. Zinshed, with me,” Salty barked.

Then—a flash of light. Boom. Ambush.

Bullets ripped through spice sacks. The air filled with paprika and gunpowder. Rico dropped one guard with a flying tackle. Delphine took out two more with a scoped pistol and a hair-flip.

Salty and Zinshed stormed inside—straight into Sofia.

She stood over a laptop, hand on a detonator.

“Don’t move!” Salty shouted.

She turned, tears in her eyes. “You don’t understand.”

“Try me!”

“I’m deep cover,” she said. “I’ve been feeding Katarina fake intel. It’s all part of a bigger sting. But HQ just pulled me out—no warning. I had to improvise.”

Zinshed narrowed his eyes. “Show us your comms.”

She tossed Salty her burner. He read the messages. Code matched.

“She’s telling the truth,” he said.

Zinshed groaned. “Or she’s three layers deep in a lie. We’re in Inception territory.”

Suddenly—the floor gave way.

Trap door. Sofia screamed. Salty lunged. Missed.

She vanished below—into underground tunnels used by smugglers for centuries.

Later, at the riad safehouse, Cherry patched Salty’s arm. He was bruised, but mostly quiet.

“You okay?” she asked.

He looked away. “I can handle lies. I just hate when they come with pillow talk.”

She smiled softly. “She fooled you. So what? You still look good shirtless.”

“Thanks, Doc,” he smirked.

Rico entered. “Our beetle tracked Sofia’s signal. She’s headed to Tangier… and not alone.”

Salty stood, loading his pistol. “Then so are we.”

Final shot: Salty in a linen shirt on a rooftop, moonlight behind him, looking out over Marrakesh’s skyline.

“If trust is expensive… then vengeance is priceless.”

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Episode 2: Love in the Lagunes

Episode 2: Love in the Lagunes

Venice. The floating city of romance… and international crime.

As the bells of St. Mark’s tolled midnight, a lavish masquerade gala took over the Doge’s Palace. Inside, champagne flowed, strings played, and danger mingled with desire behind every jeweled mask.

Salty arrived in style, gliding in on a private gondola. His mask? Midnight black. His suit? Custom-cut Italian velvet. His intentions? Mostly diplomatic… but mostly not.

Zinshed whispered through the comms, stationed in the shadows of the Rialto Bridge. “The buyer is here. Katarina’s client. Goes by Il Corvo—The Raven.”

“Masked?” Salty asked.

“Like everyone else.”

“Perfect,” Salty murmured, stepping into the golden ballroom. Three women approached him almost instantly.

First was Sofia Leone, an Italian Interpol agent deep undercover. Chestnut hair, piercing eyes, and a loaded sidearm tucked beneath her silk gown.

“You must be new,” she said, clinking her glass to his. “You move like trouble.”

“I move like I know what I want,” Salty replied.

Sofia smirked. “That’ll get you in bed or in jail.”

“I’ll take both.”

Second came Aiyana Cruz, a Brazilian tech mogul with a scandalous reputation and a golden mask shaped like a jaguar. Her fingers danced across Salty’s chest.

“You’re Salty, right?” she purred. “I’ve heard of your... stamina.”

Salty raised an eyebrow. “You doing background checks, or just checking me out?”

She whispered, “Both.”

Third? None other than Cherry, in a blazing red gown and feathered mask. “Having fun, lover boy?” she teased. “You’ve collected more numbers than intel.”

“Research,” he replied smoothly. “Science demands sacrifice.”

Cherry rolled her eyes, but couldn’t hide her grin.

Meanwhile, Zinshed trailed Il Corvo—an elegant, androgynous figure dressed in raven feathers—into a private gallery above the dance floor. Delphine met him there, whispering: “He’s got the ledger. All the smuggling routes—drugs, weapons, human cargo.”

“Let’s steal it.”

“Or seduce it,” Delphine purred.

Back downstairs, Sofia grabbed Salty’s hand. “Time for a waltz. Try not to step on my toes—or give me a reason to arrest you.”

As they danced under the chandeliers, Aiyana watched, sipping absinthe with a sly smile. Cherry, watching both women, leaned against the wall, whispering into her earpiece, “He’s gonna start an international incident with just his hips.”

Suddenly, gunfire cracked outside—a distraction. Il Corvo tried to slip away with the ledger.

Delphine cut him off. Zinshed tackled a guard into a marble statue. Cherry disarmed another with a hairpin.

Salty, seeing Corvo run, turned to Sofia. “Dance break’s over.”

They chased Corvo across the rooftop—moonlight, feathers, bullets, and a narrow leap to a gondola.

Salty landed on the boat, tackled Corvo, and yanked the mask off—

Il Corvo was a woman. Stunning. Cold. Scarred. She grinned at him.

“Too late, officer.”

“Too handsome to be late,” Salty said, cuffing her with silk restraints from her own belt.

Final scene: Back at the safehouse, Salty poured himself a drink. Cherry sat nearby, arms folded. Sofia sat on the couch, smirking. Aiyana texted from a yacht: Dinner soon?

Zinshed walked in. “So, how many girlfriends now?”

Salty sipped. “Three too few.”

Cherry rolled her eyes. “Your libido’s gonna get us killed.”

“Not before dessert,” Salty said, heading toward the candlelit bedroom.

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Episode 1 of Sgt. Salty & Sgt. Zinshed: Season 3 – Global Vice

Episode 1: Diamonds, Dice, and Deception

The moon shimmered over Monte Carlo, the harbor lined with superyachts and secrets. At the Casino Royale d’Or, the world’s most dangerous elites sipped vintage Champagne and wagered not just chips—but lives.

Enter Sgt. Salty.

Tailored black tuxedo. Rolex glinting. A smirk built to disarm and a pistol holstered behind Italian leather.

He handed over his fake diplomatic ID to the concierge, who blinked at the alias: Ambassador Steele, Caribbean Defense Council.

“Enjoy your evening, Ambassador,” she purred.

“Darling, I intend to.”

Inside, chandeliers sparkled. Baccarat tables buzzed. At the center sat Katarina Volkov, in crimson satin, guarded by brutes in silk suits. Her cartel had laundered billions through Monaco’s underbelly, disguising weapons trades as luxury auctions.

“Let the game begin,” Salty said, sliding into a high-stakes poker table. Katarina met his gaze—and raised him 100K in blood diamonds.

Meanwhile...

Zinshed, posing as a Sommelier, slipped a sonic micro-drill into a champagne bottle—masking the sound of him breaking open a floor hatch under the vault room. “I’m in,” he whispered.

Cherry, disguised as a French heiress, distracted the surveillance team by faking a panic attack and flashing her anti-cam jammer earrings.

Delphine? Dancing with a sheikh upstairs—planting a tracker in his Rolex while seducing his security keycard off his belt. “Monaco’s full of sweaty secrets,” she muttered.

Back at the poker table, Salty and Katarina’s flirtation was a fencing match in stilettos. She leaned in, slipping a tracker onto his cufflink. He caught her wrist mid-motion.

“Looking for something, Kat?”

“Only a partner,” she replied, lips inches from his. “You’re dangerous.”

“And you’re bored.”

Suddenly—alarms blared. Zinshed had tripped a biometric lock. Security scrambled. Katarina’s guards drew guns.

Salty stood, adjusting his cuffs. “Time to cash out.”

He pressed his watch—a concealed EMP pulse zapped every light. Chaos.

Gunfire. Screams. Flashbangs disguised as cigar boxes. Rico, in a gondola drone above the building, activated the “Venus Protocol”—a timed gas dispersion that left criminals unconscious and agents kissing their own reflections.

In the smoke, Salty grabbed Katarina.

“I know you’ve got the weapons manifest.”

She laughed, holding a dagger to his chest. “Come get it, soldier.”

They tumbled across a Baccarat table—wrestling, kissing, cuffing each other, until Cherry tasered Katarina with a diamond-studded heel.

“Boys always fall for the accent,” Cherry said.

Salty winked. “Guilty.”

Final scene: The team escaped aboard a speedboat under cover of fireworks. Katarina, cuffed and fuming, stared at Salty.

“You’ll regret this.”

“Probably,” Salty said, lighting a cigar with a laser-pen. “But tonight? I look amazing.”

Cut to black.

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Season 3: Global Vice – Salty Goes International

Season 3 Teaser: Global Vice – Salty Goes International

The camera pans over the French Riviera, golden light dancing on luxury yachts and champagne foam.

Cut to: A high-speed chase through the streets of Istanbul, bullets ricocheting off ancient stone walls. Sgt. Salty drives a stolen Lamborghini, Lila firing out the window in a designer dress. Zinshed’s voice crackles through the comms:

“Target’s a Euro arms dealer—name’s Katarina Volkov. Former FSB, now private cartel queen.”

Cut again: Katarina Volkov, a deadly beauty with icy eyes and a whip-smart tongue, surrounded by guards, arms, and abducted models in cages meant for display—not safety.

“Drugs, weapons, girls. She’s moving product through fashion weeks, tech expos, and private islands,” Captain Steele says from a remote ops base in Berlin. “This is bigger than Vice. This is war.”

Cherry and Rico go undercover at a Milan nightclub, posing as influencers. Delphine infiltrates a private auction on the Black Sea, dressed in diamonds—and wired for sound.

Meanwhile, Salty’s love life implodes as Katarina kisses him mid-interrogation. “Work with me, darling. Or die looking good.”

Cue a massive yacht explosion, a Romanian helicopter ambush, and a gunfight in a Dubai penthouse.

In between the action?

Salty wakes in silk sheets… again. Sometimes with allies. Sometimes with enemies.

“I always sleep with danger,” he murmurs, lighting a cigarette from a Molotov cocktail.

Season 3: Global Vice – Salty Goes International
Coming soon.

The world isn’t ready.

But Salty is.

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Chapter 9: Into the Glades – The Abduction

Chapter 9: Into the Glades – The Abduction

Miami sweltered under a blood-orange sunset. Vice HQ buzzed as Captain Steele paced, jaw clenched.

“Cherry’s gone,” she announced grimly. “Last seen leaving Rico’s place around 2 a.m. GPS went dark near the edge of the Everglades.”

Zinshed slammed a fist on the table. “She was tracking Victor’s leftover network. We thought we shut them down—”

Salty’s face hardened. “We didn’t.”

Delphine stood. “We get her back. Or we burn the swamp.”

“Subtle,” Lila muttered. “But I’m in.”

Operation Everglade Reign began at dawn. The team suited up—drenched in bug spray, armed with machetes, heat-sensing drones, and just enough attitude to scare off crocodiles.

A grimy trail led them deep into the Glades, to a rundown shack surrounded by surveillance gear and... men in gator-skin vests.

“They’re stylish and evil,” Rico whispered, binoculars up. “Yup, she’s in there. And look who’s guarding her—Victor’s brother, Valentine Kane. Real psycho vibes.”

Cue synchronized takedown. Fists, flashbangs, alligators getting confused and running away.

Inside, Cherry sat tied to a chair, chewing gum. “Took you long enough.”

“You didn’t look worried,” Zinshed said.

“Wasn’t. I had a nail file in my bra. You know me.”

Valentine emerged from the back room, shirtless, scarred, and holding a grenade launcher.

“Let’s dance!” he screamed.

He fired—and the shack exploded. The team scattered. Salty shielded Lila. Delphine and Zinshed dove into the swamp, guns up.

From the smoke, Valentine appeared again, like a ghost of Miami’s bad decisions. But Cherry was already behind him—nail file in hand.

She jabbed his leg, Rico tackled him with a gator-wrestling leap, and Zinshed cuffed him mid-splash.

Mission complete.

As the dust settled and the sun rose over the swamp, Salty turned to Lila.

“We almost lost one of our own.”

“You didn’t,” Lila whispered, lips brushing his. “Not today.”

But their story wasn’t over yet…

Chapter 10: The Heat Never Sleeps – Salty’s Sendoff

One week later, the Vice squad threw the wildest rooftop party Miami had ever seen—music, fireworks, and a strictly optional clothing dress code.

Cherry wore thigh-high boots and zero regrets. Rico DJed shirtless. Zinshed actually danced. Delphine twirled in his arms, softer now, smiling.

Captain Steele drank straight from the bottle, muttering “retirement is a lie.”

Salty arrived fashionably late.

Wearing nothing but white pants, sunglasses, and a grin that said trouble just clocked out.

Behind him? Lila... and two other women.

“Is this a Vice party or a harem audition?” Cherry asked, raising an eyebrow.

Lila rolled her eyes. “He’s charming, not mine.”

Yet as the night wore on, the lines blurred.

Salty danced with Lila, kissed her like he meant forever—then somehow ended up entangled with a trio of admirers: a Swedish embassy officer, a Cuban salsa instructor, and one of Steele’s daughters (oops).

The next morning?

Salty’s bed looked like an after-hours photoshoot.

Silk sheets, scattered dresses, and him in the middle of it all, sipping espresso shirtless as sunlight streamed through penthouse windows.

Zinshed called. “You alive?”

Salty grinned. “Alive, exhausted, slightly bruised, but never better.”

“Season finale?”

“Wrap it with style, brother.”

And so, the curtain fell on Season 2.

The Vice squad stronger. Lovers found. Enemies buried.

And Sgt. Salty?

Well, he was exactly where he belonged.

In the heat.

In the sheets.

In Miami.

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Chapter 8: Glitter, Guns & a Double Cross

Chapter 8: Glitter, Guns & a Double Cross

Miami’s skyline shimmered under a velvet sky as the Vice Charity Gala kicked off in the rooftop ballroom of the Opal Tower. Inside, the elite mingled with the beautiful, everyone dressed like they were auditioning for a Bond film.

Sgt. Salty adjusted his bowtie in the mirror. “You think anyone will notice if I go shirtless under this?”

Lila smacked him lightly with a clutch purse. “Try it and I’ll cuff you. For real.”

Zinshed and Delphine arrived together, looking devastating in black-on-black tux and a gown with a thigh slit that threatened to break laws of physics. Cherry and Rico followed—she in a fiery crimson gown, he in a white tux that screamed “I wrestle alligators recreationally.”

“This is Vice’s biggest PR night,” Captain Steele reminded them as she entered, glowing in a sleek silver dress. “Mingle. Smile. No weapons unless someone tries to kill you. Which, let’s be honest, is likely.”

The squad split up, charm on full display.

Salty and Lila sipped martinis by the balcony, her heels brushing against his leg under the table.

“You know,” Lila said, eyes twinkling, “we’ve gone from car chases to galas. What’s next? Brunch and adoption?”

Salty smirked. “Only if the dog’s as sexy as you.”

Meanwhile, Cherry worked the room like a movie star, leaving a trail of smitten billionaires and dazed tech bros.

“Do I know you?” asked a hedge fund guy in loafers.

“You wish you did,” Cherry shot back, snatching a shrimp cocktail from his plate.

Delphine spotted something off. “Zinshed,” she whispered. “That waiter… he’s not sweating. Everyone else is sweating.”

Zinshed nodded. “Undercover. Eyes on him.”

But before they could make a move, the lights went out.

A single spotlight flared.

“Good evening, Vice Squad,” came a smooth, mocking voice.

The ballroom doors slammed shut.

Out stepped Victor Kane, a disgraced former Vice detective presumed dead, now alive and looking annoyingly smug in a crimson velvet jacket.

“I always said this department was rotten,” he purred. “Tonight, I wipe the slate clean—with fireworks.”

Gasps. People screamed. Hidden guards pulled guns. Explosives lit up on the security monitors.

“You faked your death?” Steele growled.

“And you faked caring,” he shot back. “Tonight, we blow the corrupt and the clueless sky high.”

The squad sprang into action.

Zinshed tackled a goon into the champagne tower. Cherry flipped a table and used it as cover, yelling, “Rico! Bass boost something!”

Rico, ever ready, grabbed a mic. “Time for some sabotage samba!”

Electronic beats pulsed as he rerouted the sound system into a disorienting sub-bass wave. Guests dropped to the floor clutching their ears—except the squad, who’d trained in weirder conditions.

Salty and Lila chased Victor through the ballroom kitchens. Ducking behind carts, dodging flames.

“Why, Victor?” Salty shouted.

“You never listened,” Victor snarled. “Justice needs chaos.”

They cornered him near the rooftop edge. Victor pulled a gun—Lila pulled hers faster.

“Drop it,” she warned.

He smiled. “You really think this city’s clean?”

A shot rang out—not from Lila. From Delphine.

Victor’s gun clattered.

The team secured the bombs. Cuffed the rogue ex-cop. The gala resumed, now with slightly fewer billionaires and much more scandal.

Back at HQ, Steele addressed the team.

“Victor was our mentor once. You all remember. But people break. He cracked. You didn’t.”

Rico handed out Cuban sandwiches. “We stop bombs, we save cities… we eat well.”

Salty raised a soda can. “To the squad.”

Everyone toasted.

Later that night, as the moon glowed and the city held its breath, Zinshed stood alone on the balcony with Delphine.

“You didn’t hesitate,” he said.

“I’d do it again,” she whispered.

They didn’t kiss. Not yet. But their fingers found each other, slow and certain.

Meanwhile, in Salty’s apartment, Lila walked out of the shower wrapped in a towel.

“Shirtless gala guy,” she teased.

“Guilty,” he said, kissing her shoulder.

The war wasn’t over.

But tonight, they’d won.

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Chapter 7: High Tides and Higher Stakes

Morning hit Vice HQ like a hungover piñata. Half the squad was still glowing from the night before—some from romance, others from the club’s radioactive cocktails.

Sgt. Salty sipped black coffee, sunglasses firmly on. Across the room, Lila walked in wearing one of his shirts. Rico raised an eyebrow.

Salty grinned. “Laundry day.”

Zinshed entered, flanked by Delphine, both of them suspiciously chipper.

“Did we all accidentally get happy?” Cherry Blaze asked, twirling a pen. “Feels weird. Don’t like it.”

The mood shattered when Captain Steele stormed in with her usual fire-and-brimstone energy. “Hope your hearts are full, because your plates are about to be.”

She threw a tablet on the table. Footage played—boats exploding, tourists screaming, and a red-lipped figure laughing on the pier.

“Meet Verushka Vane, a former fashion mogul turned eco-terrorist. She’s blowing up yachts and blaming capitalism. Also, she has abs for days.”

Cherry whistled. “Villains stay fit.”

“She’s holding the city ransom,” Steele continued. “Unless Miami bans luxury boats, she’ll keep lighting up the marina like it’s New Year’s in hell.”

“Guess we’re going sailing,” Zinshed said, already grabbing his wetsuit.

Cue Operation: High Tide Hustle.

The squad went undercover at The Billionaire Boat Bash, a floating party crawling with champagne, silicone, and suspicious millionaires.

Rico posed as a DJ, Cherry as his “personal assistant with benefits.” Zinshed and Delphine arrived as a crypto couple. Salty and Lila? Fake honeymooners.

“Try not to make it too real,” Lila whispered as Salty adjusted her bikini strap.

“No promises,” he replied, eyes locked on hers.

Suddenly, Verushka Vane herself emerged from the main yacht. Long red dress, wind in her hair, flanked by two shirtless goons in cargo pants.

She spoke into a gold mic. “Miami! You float while others drown! This ends tonight!”

Explosives glittered beneath several party boats.

Zinshed cracked his knuckles. “Time to un-invite her.”

Delphine nodded. “Let’s dance.”

The chaos began.

Cherry dropkicked a goon into a margarita tub. Rico spun bass-boosted beats so strong they disoriented the henchmen. “Bass cannon activated!”

Zinshed and Delphine defused two bombs, arguing the entire time about wire color.

“Red!”
“No, blue!”
“Fine, purple—there is no purple!”
“Then we run!”

Meanwhile, Salty and Lila chased Verushka onto a speedboat. The villainess peeled off, laughing into the salt spray.

Salty fired up another boat. “Hold tight!”

“Always do,” Lila said, sliding in beside him.

Cue a high-speed boat chase through glittering waves and beneath neon-lit bridges. Verushka hurled molotovs. Lila returned fire with an ice bucket and a well-aimed lobster.

Salty closed the gap and leapt boat-to-boat like a sun-kissed panther. He tackled Verushka mid-pose.

“You’re under arrest—for crimes and for that tacky outfit.”

She smiled wickedly. “You’re cute when you’re righteous.”

He cuffed her as backup arrived via jet skis.

Back at HQ, the squad collapsed in the break room. Mission complete. No casualties. And enough bikini footage for three internal investigations.

Captain Steele appeared, holding champagne. “You maniacs actually pulled it off. Drinks on me.”

Cherry clinked glasses with Rico. “Still think happiness is weird?”

“Let’s keep trying it out,” he smiled.

Zinshed turned to Delphine. “You saved my life.”

She shrugged. “You’re not bad at this partner thing.”

And Salty? He turned to Lila, brushed her wind-tangled hair back.

“You still pretending this is fake?”

She kissed him slow and deep. “Was it ever?”

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Chapter 6: Steak, Seduction & Sins of the Night

Chapter 6: Steak, Seduction & Sins of the Night

The sun dipped behind the Miami skyline, painting the city in molten gold. After a week of explosions, jet ski takedowns, and rogue flamingos, Vice HQ finally granted the team a night off.

Sgt. Salty leaned back in his leather chair, shirtless as usual, scrolling through his burner phone.

“You know,” Zinshed said, entering in a crisp blazer, “most people wear clothes to dinner.”

Salty grinned. “Only if the steak isn’t spicy enough.”

Tonight’s destination? Le Tabasco Bleu, the trendiest rooftop restaurant in Brickell—equal parts candlelight, cocktails, and covert glances.

Cherry Blaze, usually all business, arrived in a stunning emerald dress that seemed to sparkle with each confident step. Rico nearly dropped his wine glass.

“You look like trouble,” he said.

She smirked. “Then pour another drink.”

Meanwhile, Lila Blaze showed up wearing a silky black number that left very little to the imagination. Salty’s eyes lingered just a second too long.

“Like what you see?” she teased.

“I’m trying to taste the wine through my eyeballs. Not working.”

Zinshed escorted Delphine Noir, who surprised everyone in a satin red jumpsuit and actual laughter.

“I clean up well, no?” she said.

“You always looked dangerous,” Zinshed replied. “Tonight, you’re just dangerously beautiful.”

Dinner passed with laughter, steak so tender it should’ve been illegal, and enough chemistry at the table to power a Tesla. As dessert arrived—flaming bananas foster—Captain Steele texted: “Don’t get arrested tonight. That’s an order.”

Salty clinked glasses with Lila. “We should dance off this steak.”

“Dance or seduce?” she asked.

“Por qué no los dos?”

Enter Club ÉCLIPSE.

A neon cathedral of music, mirrors, and people pretending to be cooler than they were. The Vice squad entered like they owned the night.

Cherry dragged Rico to the dance floor where reggaeton thumped like a heartbeat. “Show me what Chocolate Thunder can do.”

He did. Lord, he did. The man moved like a tidal wave in sync with a drum machine.

Cherry leaned in mid-spin. “I think I just fell in lust.”

He grinned. “We’ll work our way to love.”

Nearby, Zinshed and Delphine danced close—awkward at first, then fluid, familiar. She whispered in his ear.

“You’ve improved.”

“I’ve been practicing... mostly alone in my kitchen.”

Delphine laughed—a sound that made Zinshed’s knees wobble more than her twirls.

Meanwhile, Salty and Lila danced under a disco ball like they were the only two souls left on Earth. The rhythm pulled them close, hips meeting, eyes locked.

“You ever think about us?” Lila asked softly, breath warm on his ear.

Salty spun her, dipped her, and pulled her in again. “Every damn day.”

“Then stop thinking.”

They kissed—slow, deep, like the bass drop in a love song. Around them, club lights flashed, but nothing else mattered.

Back at the bar, Cherry and Rico shared a quiet drink, their shoulders touching.

“You ever feel like this squad is the only place that makes sense?” she asked.

Rico nodded. “Yeah. But maybe… we’re the ones making it make sense.”

She blinked. “That was almost poetic.”

“I’ll take that as a win.”

As the night wore on, the squad danced, laughed, kissed, and forgot—just for a moment—that crime, chaos, and conspiracies were waiting for them in the morning.

For tonight, there was rhythm, romance… and enough heart to light up all of Miami.

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Chapter 5: Salsa, Surveillance, and the Seduction Sting

Chapter 5: Salsa, Surveillance, and the Seduction Sting

It was a typical Miami afternoon—hot, humid, and slightly illegal. Sgt. Salty was oiling his chest on the Vice HQ rooftop, claiming it was "tactical shine."

Zinshed appeared holding two piña coladas and a dossier. “We got a lead on the cyber-crime syndicate stealing crypto through salsa nightclubs.”

Salty raised an eyebrow. “You had me at ‘salsa.’”

Inside the briefing room, Kicks projected footage of the club La Luna Caliente—neon lights, loud music, tighter pants than most laws allow.

“Word is, their dance floor doubles as a data farm,” Kicks said, chomping popcorn. “Their servers are hidden beneath the stage. Also, their mojitos slap.”

Captain Steele threw down her shades. “This is an undercover seduction mission. You’ll need to blend in… and grind hard.”

Salty nodded. “Time to unleash the hips.”

Enter Vice Squad Salsa Night.

Salty and Lila Blaze stormed into La Luna Caliente dressed like a telenovela fever dream. He wore a sheer black shirt, open to the navel. She rocked a red dress so tight it defied physics.

“Act natural,” Lila whispered, already grinding to the beat.

“This is natural,” Salty replied, hips doing unholy things.

Zinshed and Cherry Blaze posed as a honeymoon couple, stealing glances and smuggling USBs in between dips. Zinshed nearly broke his back attempting a salsa spin.

“You okay?” Cherry asked, giggling.

“Never been better,” he grunted, upside down.

Meanwhile, Rico “Chocolate Thunder” Valentine served as the club’s fake bouncer, radiating muscles and menace. A woman tried to bribe him with perfume and kisses. He declined… politely.

Back inside, Salty spotted the club owner—Gabriela “La Sombra” Cruz—known for hacking banks and breaking hearts. She moved like smoke and smirked like sin.

He slid up to her at the bar. “What’s a dangerous woman like you doing in a place full of amateurs?”

Gabriela sipped her drink, eyes glittering. “Waiting for a man with rhythm and reason.”

They danced—fast, close, criminally suggestive.

As they twirled, Lila seethed in the corner. “He’s undercover,” she muttered.

Zinshed sipped a strawberry daiquiri. “Sure he is.”

Suddenly, Kicks buzzed in. “Surveillance hack complete. Servers located below the stage. But beware—tripwire lasers and a python named ‘Cisco’ are guarding it.”

“Cisco?” Cherry asked.

“Yeah. Big, angry. Likes Beyoncé.”

Salty distracted Gabriela with flirtation while Lila and Cherry descended beneath the stage. They ducked lasers and sweet-talked Cisco with smooth jazz.

Lila finally reached the terminal. “Download started. Four minutes.”

Upstairs, Gabriela leaned in. “You dance well, Salty.”

“I do everything well,” he replied, voice low.

She pulled a dagger from her heel. “Let’s test that.”

Salty spun her and disarmed her mid-dip. “Sorry, love. This wasn’t a date. It was a sting.”

Gabriela hissed. “I liked you better when you were shirtless.”

“I still am.”

A brawl erupted—Zinshed launched over the bar, Cherry tasered two guards with earrings shaped like lightning bolts, and Rico suplexed a DJ.

Gabriela escaped out the back with Lila on her heels. They fought under the neon moonlight—spins, slaps, and finally, a slow motion roundhouse kick that knocked Gabriela into the club’s signature flaming punch bowl.

As officers cuffed Gabriela, Lila approached Salty. “Nice dancing.”

“Jealous?” he smirked.

“Of her? Please. She can’t even plank.”

They kissed—hot, fast, and full of pent-up salsa-fueled tension.

Rico raised his drink. “Best surveillance op ever.”

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Chapter 4: Chopper, Chases, and Chocolate Thunder

Chapter 4: Chopper, Chases, and Chocolate Thunder

Miami’s skies were gold-drenched as Vice HQ welcomed two fresh recruits. Sgt. Zinshed stood at the top of the steps like a game-show host with a badge.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you our newest crime-fighting duo: Officer Rico ‘Chocolate Thunder’ Valentine and Officer Cherry Blaze—Lila’s little sister and just as dangerous.”

Cherry stepped out in mirrored shades and red leather pants, cracking gum like it owed her money. Rico followed, shirtless under a tactical vest, muscles glistening like a promise.

Captain Steele raised an eyebrow. “Try not to burn the place down… unless it’s part of the mission.”

Inside the locker room, Salty took one look at Rico and muttered, “Well, there goes my sexiest man title.”

“Not yet,” Rico winked.

Before flirting turned into a Flex-Off, Kicks burst in with bad news.

“We’ve got movement on Cassandra Chrome’s last buyer: a man called ‘El Flamenco.’ Drug lord. Art smuggler. Apparently also the owner of six exotic flamingos and a private helicopter made entirely of rose gold.”

Zinshed grimaced. “Flamenco’s real name is Barry. He used to sell churros at the beach before going full Bond villain.”

Lila loaded her Glock. “Let’s go pop his piñata.”

The squad headed to the marina, where El Flamenco’s yacht—The Pink Menace—waited like a floating nightclub. Rico, now wearing nothing but board shorts and boots, revved up a jet ski.

“Anyone coming with me?”

Cherry hopped on the back. “I don’t hold on unless you earn it.”

He gunned it so hard she squealed and nearly smiled.

Meanwhile, Salty and Zinshed soared overhead in the Vice chopper with Delphine Noir at the controls. She flew like she danced: fast, low, and with perfect eyeliner.

“Three minutes to target,” she said, lipstick flawless. “Try not to fall out again, Zinshed.”

“That was one time,” he muttered. “And technically I jumped.”

On the ground, Kicks hacked Flamenco’s security cam feed from a taco truck disguised as a surveillance van. “He’s on the helipad! Rose gold chopper just booted up!”

“Then we’re goin’ in hot,” Salty radioed.

The team launched in perfect synch: Rico and Cherry skimming waves, Lila kicking down doors, Zinshed rappelling from the chopper, and Salty parachuting in slow motion while flames erupted behind him.

Inside the yacht’s penthouse, Flamenco posed with a diamond-encrusted flamethrower and a parrot wearing Gucci.

“Vice!” he screamed. “This is my flamingo kingdom!”

Salty tackled him into a velvet sofa while Zinshed wrestled the flamethrower away. “You need therapy, Barry!”

Outside, Rico and Cherry cornered guards in a jet-ski duel. She flipped off hers midair, landed on a bad guy’s shoulders, and used her lipstick taser with dramatic flair.

“Guess you weren’t ready for this jelly,” she quipped.

After the smoke cleared and the yacht was secure, Delphine landed the chopper and walked over, heels echoing.

“Well,” she said, “we saved Miami again.”

Kicks chewed on a Twizzler. “And nobody died… except that one flamingo. Sorry.”

Back at HQ, the squad relaxed by the rooftop pool. Salty raised a glass. “To new blood, old enemies, and the best damn team south of Daytona.”

Cherry clinked glasses with Rico. “And to sparks.”

He smirked. “Literal or romantic?”

She leaned in. “Let’s start with literal.”

They kissed. Fireworks exploded in the distance—probably illegal, definitely Miami.

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Chapter 3: Love, Lies & Jet Skis

Chapter 3: Love, Lies & Jet Skis

The morning sun was hot, but not as hot as Lila Blaze doing push-ups on the Vice HQ helipad. Sgt. Salty watched from the breakroom window, sipping coffee that could probably dissolve metal.

Zinshed slid in beside him, wearing nothing but an unbuttoned shirt and a gold toothpick in his mouth. “You gonna ask her out or just keep drooling like a golden retriever?”

Salty smirked. “I don’t date partners.”

Zinshed snorted. “That’s a lie. You dated your old partner, your yoga instructor, and your last Uber driver.”

“Only one of those had a badge,” Salty said defensively.

Meanwhile, Kicks Malone entered with wild hair and a Hawaiian shirt that looked like it came from a party store clearance bin. “I cracked Chrome’s offshore tracker,” he announced, tossing a donut into his mouth. “She’s on Starfish Island. Looks like a private villa, hot tubs, and armed guards with terrible Yelp reviews.”

Captain Roxy Steele appeared from her office, holding a manila folder like it was a grenade. “Vice is going undercover. I pulled some strings. You’re all now yacht staff for ‘La Sirena.’ Bartenders, masseuses, personal trainers.”

Salty raised an eyebrow. “You sending me in shirtless again?”

“Always,” Roxy replied. “Your abs have arrest power.”

That night, the squad boarded the luxury yacht La Sirena, disguised and deadly. Salty wore tight white slacks and a sleeveless polo. Zinshed was armed with cologne and charm. Kicks worked tech support in a towel. Lila? She was the ‘celebrity fitness instructor’—and had already gained three phone numbers before stepping on deck.

Inside the villa, Cassandra Chrome lounged in a jacuzzi with diamond earrings and a martini. She didn’t recognize Salty right away—until he accidentally dropped her cocktail into the water.

“You,” she said flatly.

“Me,” he grinned.

“You’re a terrible bartender.”

“I’m a better lover.”

She raised one eyebrow. “You wish.”

Nearby, Zinshed flirted with a suspicious woman in snakeskin. “So what’s your sign, danger?”

She giggled. “Explosive.”

Perfect, he thought. She’s either his soul mate or packing C-4.

Meanwhile, Lila led a steamy “core strength” class for the guards. “Plank and... flex!” she shouted, winking at Salty. He nearly dropped the cocktail shaker.

Things escalated when Kicks, posing as the masseuse, stumbled across a hidden door in the villa’s basement. Behind it? A weapons cache labeled “Operation: Sunset Smuggle.”

He radioed up. “We got illegal heat and five cases of champagne with grenades instead of corks.”

Salty snapped into action, grabbing Lila by the hand. “Time to pop the party.”

In a flurry of chaos, Zinshed somersaulted into the wine bar and took out two guards with a breadstick. Lila kicked a guy into the jacuzzi, soaking Cassandra’s diamonds.

Salty cornered Cassandra at the edge of the deck.

“You really think I’d fall for you again?” she hissed.

He leaned in. “No. But you might fall for this.”

And with a flick of his wrist, he handcuffed her to the anchor rail.

Splash!

They returned to HQ salty, soaked, and laughing.

Later that night, Lila knocked on Salty’s door. “You ever consider dating a partner?”

Salty grinned, pulling off his shirt. “Only when she looks like trouble.”

Lila stepped in, letting the door close behind her.

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Chapter 2: Heat on the Pier

Chapter 2: Heat on the Pier

Morning in Miami hit like a rum punch to the face—hot, fast, and not asking questions. Sgt. Zinshed rolled out of bed in nothing but silk boxers and a gold chain, stepped over two sleeping models, and answered the buzzing burner phone on the windowsill.

“Zinshed here.”

“Pier 47. Fire. Possible sabotage. Someone wants Vice outta the picture.” Click.

Meanwhile, Sgt. Salty was poolside at the Fontainebleau, sipping green juice and flirting with a swimsuit designer named Tatiana when his phone lit up.

“Duty calls, darling,” he said, kissing her hand and slipping on his shades.

Thirty minutes later, the team regrouped at the smoking ruins of Pier 47. Lila Blaze had her hair up, her expression razor sharp. Kicks Malone had brought coffee and an illegal drone he nicknamed “Lil’ Peep.”

“What’re we lookin’ at?” Zinshed asked, surveying the charred warehouse.

“Explosives, likely remote triggered,” Lila said, crouching by melted crates labeled Del Oro Imports.

Kicks fired up the drone. “This place was loaded with designer knockoffs and suspicious art crates. Someone’s moving heat through fashion.”

Salty kicked open a crate. Inside: gold-plated UZIs, feather boas, and a card that read: “With love – Cassandra Chrome.”

Zinshed froze. “No... not her.”

“Who?” Lila asked.

“Ex-lover. Ex-villain. Current nightmare. Cassandra Chrome used to run fashion cartels in Milan. She’s here now.”

Before they could dig deeper, a vintage Rolls-Royce screeched into the parking lot. Out stepped a tall, statuesque woman in a metallic jumpsuit—Detective Delphine Noir, newly transferred from Paris Vice, sent by Interpol.

“Bonjour, mes cochons,” she purred. “I heard there was a fire and I brought my extinguisher.”

Salty looked her over. “We’re gonna need a lot more than that.”

Zinshed grimaced. “We’ve got a serious problem if Cassandra’s in town. She plays dirty.”

Back at Vice HQ, Captain Steele paced in heels sharper than daggers. “Chrome’s move into Miami could mean a turf war. And turf wars mean chaos.”

“She also means distractions,” Delphine added, glancing at Salty’s open shirt. “Especially for weak men.”

Salty grinned. “Strong enough to catch her last time. And I had less chest hair then.”

Kicks triangulated Cassandra’s latest purchases: yacht fuel, diamonds, and a flamingo-shaped hoverboat. “She’s throwing a party tonight at the Flamingo Mirage Marina. Guest list includes corrupt diplomats and retired models. We crashin’ it?”

“We ain’t RSVP’ing,” Zinshed said. “We’re storming the runway.”

That night, dressed in all-white suits and serious swagger, the team infiltrated the marina. Kicks wore LED cufflinks that scanned for weapons. Lila stunned in a red slit dress with a pistol strapped to her thigh. Delphine wore black lace and disdain.

Inside the yacht club, Cassandra Chrome stood under a giant pink chandelier, surrounded by muscle and martinis.

“Zinshed,” she purred, noticing him first. “Still dressing like a low-budget Bond?”

“Better than you dressing like disco’s worst nightmare,” he shot back.

“I missed your mouth,” she said.

“Missed your bombs.”

Before the tension could explode into bullets, Kicks activated a smoke grenade disguised as a champagne cork. Chaos erupted. Lila flipped over a table and opened fire. Salty grabbed Cassandra, twisting her arm.

But she slipped from his grip, laughing. “Catch me next time, boys!”

She dove off the yacht into a getaway speedboat driven by a shirtless man with neon suspenders.

“Classic Chrome,” Zinshed muttered.

As the fog cleared, Salty caught Lila’s eye. “You good?”

“Better when she’s in cuffs,” Lila growled.

Delphine exhaled coolly. “Well, boys, we have a nemesis now.”

Zinshed smiled grimly. “We always did.”

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